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Former professional dog-walker, currently harassing dogs on the street for free. San Francisco, CA, USA.
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I saw one of these in San Francisco today! I may make one if my own.
I think you get to KEEP the costume. Donations accepted!
Johns Hopkins is doing a study on the effects of psilocybin on lower back pain and depression and a more perfect study catered to my needs has never existed.
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UCSF has a newsletter highlighting our scientific studies. A few weeks ago I was bummed to read that cannabis use, even if ingested and not smoked, is bad for the heart.

This week the headline is basically “Microdose LSD!”

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I’m #2. Goofy and throwing paws.
As a follow up, Oliver puked up a hairball on this hoodie the next day so I guess it’s a good thing he’s so cute. Also I guess I should hang up my jackets.
Was this apology before or after the news broke that he’s offering Salesforce software to ICE?

Add him to the pile of insufferable douchebag billionaires in the corner.
I have one more #DowntonAbbey film to watch but I watched the #LilithFair documentary tonight and, between that and Old Lady Grantham’s death, I can’t spare any more tears for a few days. I’m going to finish bingeing #TheStudio to get back my equilibrium.
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
#DowntonAbbey #ANewEra

Mr Barrow has a Hollywood boyfriend!

Mr Barrow has a Hollywood boyfriend!

Mr Barrow has a Hollywood boyfriend!

(I haven’t finished the movie, no spoilers!)

This is an all Barrow fan account now.
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Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate
My school basically told us all today to embrace AI or else so I guess look forward to a lot more em dashes in my emails?

I feel like I’m hiring the robot who will replace me.
My new reaction to extremely serious situations:
My heart has been breaking for Mr. Barrow this season. I hope he lands somewhere nice. 🥺
Catching up on #DowntonAbbey s6 - after that racing car accident, is Mary going to swear off of cars forever? She’ll just become a full-time horsewoman?
Squeezing my eyes together as my ride share runs a red light, as if that will soften the impact of a good t-bone. 😣
I used to walk 7+ miles every day, mon - fri. Now I feel like I need to train for @hardlystrictly.bsky.social
@hardlystrictly.bsky.social You have a great opportunity here to apply for an NIH grant.
The number of pairs of (straight-presenting) dudes in their 60s here at Hardly Strictly leads to a causation/correlation question: can bluegrass cure the male loneliness epidemic?