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🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦

@whattheduck22.bsky.social

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Doing my best to stay topian in a dystopian world. I have so much hate for the 🟠🤡 there’s none left for anyone else. 🔵Expect a good deal of snark, I just can’t help myself. SlavaUkraine 🇺🇦

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🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 1h

We need to remind them daily that we really don’t need them.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 1h

You can’t blame a magazine because you’re ugly.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 1h

Too funny not to repost. 😆

Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 1h

Even the animals aren’t safe….

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 15h

If only upon seeing this land was occupied, told the native who found him, “Oh, I didn’t realize this land was occupied. We’ll go back to where we came from.”

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 1d

I wouldn't be so outraged if ice were doing what they are supposed to be doing, picking up the worst of the worst, deporting violent criminals but they're targeting the easiest victims, like autistic children.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 1d

Might be his only moment of clarity in 79 years.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 2d

Anybody remember this?

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 2d

Grandpa’s having a meltdown. Yes, Pam, do something. Sue someone. The first item of discovery will be HE WAS PRESIDENT! IT WAS HIS FBI!
We are truly living in the dumbest era.

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🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 2d

Wait til all the heavily armed redneck survivalists in the back country of Idaho find out they’re being invaded by Qatari Muslims. This is gonna be fun.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 2d

Influencer… I always laugh when I hear that term.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 2d

Is called getting dumped by the 💩🤡 and this is her revenge.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 3d

Idaho is one of the most redneck states in the country. I can’t wait to see the reaction to having Muslim foreigners in their state. This is gonna be fun!

a man wearing a microphone says ooooooohh

Alt: a man wearing a microphone says ooooooohh

media.tenor.com

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 3d

I can’t wait to see every souvenir shop in Florida close.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 3d

What’s the word on this air base in Idaho to be occupied by Qatar? I guess we know what the flying palace paid for. This is unbelievable.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 3d

Most of the people that go to these protests are women and old people. I’ll be there with my old lady friends yelling my old lady head off. I’ve got lots of time on my hands and a good lawyer.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 3d

I wonder why she wants to conquer freedom? This makes no sense so I’m calling BS on this.

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🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

There won’t be enough prison space to lock us all up.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

Woke up to the news that the💩🤡 lost the Nobel Peace Prize to…

*takes a deep breath of satisfaction*…

a Latina woman.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

Can someone look in to see how much money the Tylenol company donated to the Harris campaign? They seem hellbent on destroying the Tylenol brand.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

I was a bio major and worked in a cancer research lab. That’s def not how scientific research is done. YOU DONT MAKE THE PROOF! That’s called fraud and you will lose your grant $.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

I have a feeling her lawyers can outsmart the prosecution.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

From a rooftop far far away.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

He’s saying it’s ok to commit murder in VA

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

He owes that much in attorneys fees.

🦆WhatTheDuck🦆🇺🇦 @whattheduck22.bsky.social · 4d

“We only want Pro-fascists in this country.”