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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · Feb 5

"They can't do that, that's illegal!" I scream into the void from my El Salvadorian prison cell.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 13h

mario is holding a cell phone in his mouth .

Alt: mario is holding a cell phone in his mouth .

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 14h

Wanna makeout?

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 14h

I've never been invited to join a group chat...

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 15h

Yall wake me up when we get back to killing nazis instead of just being mad online about it

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 19h

I survived bitches

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Ohgod. I ate a lil Caesars pizza and a couple of pop tarts. I am going to die. Yall be kind to each other.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Ohgod. I ate a lil Caesars pizza and a couple of pop tarts. I am going to die. Yall be kind to each other.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

20 fucking minutes. If I knew I was gonna have to wait 20 goddamn fucking minutes, I'd have ordered good pizza from somewhere else.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe mention your pizza is neither Hot nor Ready before taking my money then asking me to "pull back around in like 5 minutes." @littlecaesars.bsky.social

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe mention your pizza is neither Hot nor Ready before taking my money then asking me to "pull back around in like 5 minutes." @littlecaesars.bsky.social

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA is about to gaslight us so bad about Trump securing peace in the middle east while Israel just continues doing what they've been doing

Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 1d

The Independent: “Fears for fragile Gaza ceasefire after seven Palestinians killed and aid cut off.”

The civilians in Gaza are homeless and hungry. We're their voice and means of survival.

Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children. And to others. ❤️🙏

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

I've been on the fuck Mark Cuban bus since day one

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Man upset w Nobel Peace snub blows up another boat

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 1d

Welp nice knowing yall. One less pod to listen to, I reckon.

Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 1d

The Ringer’s Steve Ceruti and Kyle Crichton joining Ryen Russillo at Barstool Sports

As Ryen Russillo officially launches the next act of his career, he’s bringing some familiar faces with him to Barstool Sports. On Monday, the longtime sports media personality released the final episode of The Ryen Russillo Podcast for The Ringer. And as he alluded to his impending move to Barstool, he revealed that producers Steve Read more... The post The Ringer’s Steve Ceruti and Kyle Crichton joining Ryen Russillo at Barstool Sports appeared first on Awful Announcing.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 2d

you ever let Mike lick nutella off em?

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 2d

I only employ illiterates. I don't need them getting any ideas!

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 2d

I stir mine with a spoon, like a poor!

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 2d

Ever just say fuck it and make yourself a milkshake? Because you should.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 3d

Was just telling my dog how much I love her and I took my ear buds out as if she was gonna reciprocate...

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 3d

That would require me to talk to a woman. No thank you!

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 3d

All these ladies on dating apps publicly announcing they're looking for "partners in crime." Like why would I want to do crimes with someone that brazenly announces their intentions for all to see? You are a horrible criminal. You are going to wind up in jail. I'm not signing up for that.

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

*Except for the Iron Bowl. This crew should definitely work the Iron Bowl

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

Kirby Smart is a dirty, lying, cheating son of a bitch. This crew should never work another game in their lives.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

Kirby Smart is a dirty, lying, cheating son of a bitch. This crew should never work another game in their lives.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

no idea, but buddy, i haven't stopped laughing for forty straight minutes

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

I am hootin'. I am also hollerin'.

WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

Hugh Freeze's head might literally explode

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WhatAboutTob @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 4d

hence the Great Value