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Also I had been HOUNDING my coworker to watch this for the past few weeks and came across this on Letterboxd over the weekend.
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Skipped the gym this morning so I could sit here and manically refresh my inbox every 30 seconds, hoping to see a message saying we can work from home due to the thunderstorms.
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Got fourth place in Episode Two of our at-home Taskmaster game, but still in second place overall babyyyyyy.
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I wouldn’t say actively; it’s more instinctual. Something deep within my genetic memory drives me away from him.
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The boyfriend: “We should watch one of your scary movies tonight.”

Me: *stares at the copy of Malignant that just arrived today and levitates*
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I would like a McMuffin to come to me but I would not like to pay $20 for a McMuffin to come to me.
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I’ve been waiting for VV too and wasn’t able to get a ticket until next weekend. 😭😭
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Now I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but if it came out that all drivers in LA were working together to specifically get in my way I would not be surprised.
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For anyone curious, here’s my skincare routine:
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*monkey paw curls*

Billy Eichner: “Jake, for a dollar…”
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With the boyfriend out of town I am forced to provide for myself.
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Cool Dog / Bad Pedophile was a wild double feature.
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I’ve been wanting to catch Secret Mall Apartment for a while!!
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I kind of like the graininess of the piecemealed bootleg directors cut I have, but that’s just me rationalizing that we’ll probably never get it.
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Every household in my neighborhood is required by law to have 75 lbs of constantly barking dog, whether it’s one big dog, two medium dogs, or a dozen chihuahuas.
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Sorry I’m late, boss. I was busy sighing in my parked car.
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Red Alert: my boyfriend is gone after 10pm.
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the girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa
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It was highly recommended to me by the woman working at my video rental store and if there’s one person I trust, it’s her.