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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 1d

Astounding.

WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, sorry about this, but I must remind everyone of Bobby Jindal’s words. T had ridiculed someone’s looks. Jindal said, “That’s rich coming from a man with a squirrel on his head.”

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 2d

As we say about synonyms in the English class where I teach refugee women, “same same.”

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 3d

If I was up for the pain of getting a tattoo, and then I learned it was a Nazi symbol, I would be appalled. And I would accept the pain of having it removed. Why not remove it?

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 4d

I cleaned out a church kitchen and found 15 glass ashtrays leftover from the 1970s. Archaeological indeed, sistah.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 5d

Depends. Can he do this yoga pose on a toddler bed? Gotta stretch those muscles.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 5d

In times like these, who you gonna trust? The FDIC, or Jesus?

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 6d

Glazed tiny grains- I think I know that one and Jauntios.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 6d

I’m trying to figure them all out. I get the first and last. And while googling I learned Ceres was the Roman goddess of agriculture and harvest. Thus the word cereal via Latin.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 8d

Y’all, get your damn colonoscopies. If they had done them in the 1980s, my dad might have lived past age 61.

WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 8d

I didn’t want you to follow me down this road. My dad died at age 61, 30 years ago. 1 of his 12 grandkids knew him. It’s unfair and I can see no good reason for it. Call me if you’re angry. I’m sorry, Amy.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 10d

I bought these large sizes on the regular until doc said, your bladder condition requires you to quit chocolate. Please have a moment of silence for me.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 11d

Thanks be to God you’re keeping up w it. I am sorry to hear of your loss.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 11d

Ahhh. What’s a FIT screening

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 12d

Get your colonoscopy. It’s better than cancer. If they had done colonoscopies in the 1980s, my dad might not have died at age 61. Don’t die at 61.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 12d

Oohh- I paid $7 for a bag of Tostitos. I shoulda put one of your stickers on that.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 12d

I’m glad.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 12d

Even FOX refused.

WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 12d

You must light a roll of TP on fire and then douse it with The Kool-aid.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 13d

I have a mild Southern accent. I asked a friend from NY to teach me her Staten Island accent. Still working on that one.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 13d

My New Years Resolution: Memorize Tomei’s testimony on the witness stand. And it only counts if I can reproduce her accent.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 14d

Lovely charcuterie

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 14d

Sometimes it’s not science I mistrust. It’s scientists. Like when a journal has to disavow what they published bc the scientist lied/misrepresented data.

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 14d

Praying for the mercy of God

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WendyFromPeterPan @wendyfrompeterpan.bsky.social · 15d

What’s in your Black Hole Smoothie?

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