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Wendi Ablo

@wendiablo.bsky.social

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Degenerate leftist she/they enby queer. The most fatherless of the fatherless. Breaker of chairs, first of my name. Live long and prosper.. unless you’re a fascist. Also.. 🍉

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Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jan 27

For the record, I am always joking

Unless I’m not

porlob.bsky.social @porlob.bsky.social · Jan 19

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Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · 8d

@jackob1.bsky.social
@milesofgray.bsky.social
Underrated: pigeons
Overrated: bald eagles (with caveats)

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · 10d

@jackob1.bsky.social you’re doing it right with those little boys. As a mom of a big grown up 20yo boy, while being the same age as you

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · 16d

@coolzonemedia.bsky.social pls for the love of pod, release the Bo Gritz files. I paid for the live stream, but accidentally got too high before realizing it was going to be about Bo Gritz, and I couldn’t finish the show (edibles amirite)
TLDR: my mom has Veteran’s benefits today because of Bo Gritz

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · 16d

@milesofgray.bsky.social as a fellow only child, that frisbee shit washed over me like no big deal, and then @jackob1.bsky.social calling you out sent me 🥲😆

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 11

Do I actively wish death on right wing grifters who actively make everyone’s lives worse? No. I’m too busy surviving

Am I sad when one of them gets hoisted by their own petard? Absolutely not

Anyway, back to surviving

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 10

@milesofgray.bsky.social if I recall correctly, the virulent anti-Muslim biker gang in Gaza was talked about in the book Fort Bragg Cartel by Seth Harp, who was recently making the lefty pod circuit. Harrowing, super good book

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 3

(I really only come on this platform to bug my favorite podcasters in full public bc I never learned twitter manners lol)

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 3

Gonna be honest, I’m really still mostly a FB person (I’ve tried every other platform, but all my friends have been on FB since like 2009 so..) and for a second I got behind the Parks posting, but I too am a QAA fan, and obvs CZM fan, so thankfully it didn’t take too long for me to be like.. hang on

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 3

Me out here learning about @altwatcher.bsky.social from @coolzonemedia.bsky.social and I couldn’t resist coming on here to be like “that mf’r sounds like Patrick Warburton”

Good on ya sir, keep doing what you’re doing

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Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Sep 2

@milesofgray.bsky.social I moved all over the inland empire before moving to the east bay during my child/teenhood, and I’m doin’ ok (44 with a 20yo VT-raised son now)

They’re bouncy for a long time as long as you love the shit out of them

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Aug 22

@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social
I came in sometime around 2021, and you do just.. kinda gotta let it wash over and go with it

Now I get ALLLLL the delightfully dumbass jokes #wutterice

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Aug 16

@milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social
The aliens on the 3I/Atlas peed themselves

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Aug 8

Also I started the OG 28 Days Later and Cillian Murphy’s floppy dick is right there in the first 5 mins. Can we grow tf up as a whole-ass society pls? Naked people abound, and are of various shapes and types

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Aug 8

I watched 28 Years Later and liked it a lot right up until the final scene (that shit felt like a studio addition, but idk, I don’t care, it shouldn’t have been there)

But also..so much discourse about how much zombie dick is in this movie. Did everyone miss the boobies and WHOLE PREGNANT LADY?

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 23

@prophiphop.bsky.social for my part, I was listening to the Marxism episode while driving around a very ritzy touristy area of Maine and I just kinda tuuuuurned the volume up and rolled the windows down 😆

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Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 21

@prophiphop.bsky.social Delton 3030

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 16

@jackob1.bsky.social it sounds like you were pretty Knott’s-pilled by the end there, but as an ex-CA folk, can confirm, Knott’s is underrated, def take your kids!

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 8

@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

Millennials might be looked back upon as the generation that showed their kids some real fucked up movies way before they were ready lol..showed my now-20yo Army of Darkness at 4 and Jurassic Park at literally 1.5 😳

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 7

They’re predators

I hate to be the bearer of bad news on top of all of the bad news, but in case you haven’t put it all together yet, the elite class is angling to enslave us all. It’s why migrants are getting sent to torture/labor camps, it’s why they’re desperately trying to replace workers with AI, it’s why they’re building bunkers and asking if they can put shock collars on their security in case their security turns on them, it’s why they don’t give a shit about murdering us and the environment, it’s why ICE now has more budget than any other federal law enforcement agency

I’m sorry that I don’t have a pithy dismount. See some of you in the RFK Jr Prozac work camp I guess (I’m not giving up, that was just my best attempt at a pithy dismount)

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 4

Peter Thiel is like dollar store John Cena minus any charisma whatsoever

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 4

@prophiphop.bsky.social I hadn’t seen the Tyler video yet, amazing 😆🥰

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Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jul 2

This is it. This is the peak of my comedy on this planet. I shall diminish and go into the west

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jun 28

Dear humanity,

It’s actually extremely abnormal for a species to have a death wish

- A Human

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jun 28

The crisis of masculinity is in the most power that has ever existed on this planet, in case that wasn’t clear by now

Wendi Ablo @wendiablo.bsky.social · Jun 27

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social how frustrated are you after all of these years of “covering” the news to find us where we are right now? You on TDS, and John Oliver both had a bit of an edge to your voices this last week that I seemed to feel right through the TV (and same, as an old politic head)