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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 19d

Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 19d

we're always coming back

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 20d

blake also did the art. it is beautiful and rich with meaning

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 20d

new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses

this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"

patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 27d

(laughs) I do remember, yes!

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · 29d

Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere.

One day we will eliminate violence.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 15

the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason

of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.

but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 14

Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet.

Here it is, the best username ever created:

Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka

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Lemonade1947🌲✨ @l3m.io · Sep 11

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 11

New video from me.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 10

there's probably five or six medium articles being written about Nigel thistledown right now. guy's an abuser

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 9

that's a good one

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 9

Yes

derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 9

check out the podcast I do with my friends

thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out

www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 8

Doing A Lot Better These Days Thanks Man

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 7

Me doctor perscribed veeagra for me wank sessions.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Sep 7

Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 29

Absolutely. But most types would beat grass cop as they are a peaceful people, friends to flowers and small critters

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 29

"I'm dying" my best friend cried.

"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.

But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!

Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · Aug 27

look, clearly the cut has perfected running a certain style of self-aggrandizing, faux-searching but ultimately breezily exculpatory personal essay but oh my god www.thecut.com/article/eliz...

My Once-in-a-Million-Years Love Story

When my best friend was diagnosed with cancer, I promised to be with her until the end. Then all hell broke loose.

www.thecut.com

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 28

There could be a steel cop or clear plastic cop, if we expand to textures

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 28

My cop idea

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 22

This is what I say to turds

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 20

My low polygon airbnb's couch has too many pillows

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 19

Pipe down whomcel

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derek 🔒 @websitehomepage.bsky.social · Aug 19

Those whom I pass on the trail are known as Trailures. They are likely to hurt themselves and ought stay home reading about trails, not hiking them

Those whom pass me are known as Trailhards. They've sacrificed their humanity to hike marginally better than me. One must imagine them miserable

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