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I'll do it for a kiss.
I… definitely get it.

But a twirl would be fun.
Do you get it now why I bought you new clothes or should I do a twirl for you?
Take a left and it's right there next to the Martín Duque sculpture!
( Rip yelled after him, still being under the impression that Mark simply needed to take a leak. He put the other cup down and turned back to face the crowd. He gave them a forced smile and nodded as a greeting. )
You worked in the mines?
( Rip couldn't think of another reason Mark had showed up to that protest unless he was a super compassionate fellow that would risk his life for others. On a second thought, Mark seemed like the type to him. )
( Still on his brick-sized phone, Rip was chatting with whoever was on the other end while he was leaned against a wall in the back. There was no one else around him, so he thought he had some privacy. It was about his other business that paid more than selling young junkies their weekly hit. )
Cheers to science, I guess.
( Holding out his own glass to Mark with a smile, Rip was waiting for Mark to clink them together.
And you looked hot doing it.
( Rip commented, deciding to speak his mind without filter. They were alone in his room and he was the captain. He could say anything he wanted. )>
Do you get it now why I bought you new clothes or should I do a twirl for you?
You look like youre addicted to so many fuckin’ drugs. Not just one, but more than expected.

(Mark couldn’t help but laugh, despite trying to control himself.)

For fucks sake, that sucks ass. Do I look that bad all the time?
( Rip didn't waste any time putting Mark's clothes on to show that he was willing to play along. They smelled funny and clung to his body in a way Rip didn't like it, but he sucked it all up. No complaints would come out of him. )
So? How do I look?
Sometimes I feel like the good looks is all I've got.
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Trying on a more business-y look.
It's not really about my good looks. It's something else.
( Rip didn't waste any time putting Mark's clothes on to show that he was willing to play along. They smelled funny and clung to his body in a way Rip didn't like it, but he sucked it all up. No complaints would come out of him. )
So? How do I look?
(Mark looked surprised for just a moment, having apparently totally zoned out. Quickly, and clumsily, he removed his clothes, hurriedly ushering them over.)
I'm trying to be more open-minded.
( He didn't stop until he was in his underwear. )
What are you standing there for? Give me your clothes.
I don't feel like it all the time either.
I'm trying to be more open-minded.
( He didn't stop until he was in his underwear. )
What are you standing there for? Give me your clothes.
I bet you’ll change your tune real quick when you see how fun they look.

(Mark wasn’t sure if he should stare or look away. Maybe both? If he could somehow manage it
Sure. Why not.
( He started taking his clothes off. )
Statistically. What a boring way to look at it.
Sure. Why not.
( He started taking his clothes off. )
Can’t say that’s what I thought of, but sure. See if you can see the fun in them.
You want me to try your clothes on?
You're a scrawny little guy. So what? You're someone's type.
You want me to try your clothes on?
You gotta give it a try. Test the waters
For what? You've got a nice body.
Okay. Jeez.
( Rip grabbed a cup of punch and offered it to Mark. )
Chill out, man.
( Rip froze, staring daggers at his new friend. Even if Mark didn't want anyone to hear what he'd said, one of Rip's bodyguards were waiting for a signal to intervene. Rip glanced at the man then broke into a brief chuckle. The bodyguard relaxed and vanished back into the crowd. )>
What was the protest about?
( Rip couldn't help being nosey. Mark's answer would reveal more about his character, about what he stood up for. Continuing the massage, Rip rubbed some lotion into Mark's shoulders, pressing his thumbs into those tense muscles in circular motions. )
Come in. Make yourself at home. Relax. Drink a little.
( He was already moving to the bar area of the room to pour Mark a glass of brandy. )
( Unlocking the door, it slid open for Mark to enter. )
You like to keep a guy waiting, huh?
( Rip stood in the middle of his luxurious suite with a glass of brandy in his hand, smiling at Mark to show that he wasn't really that annoyed. )>
Not a bad choice. Change then wait for me at the cash register. I'll be back in a second.
( With that, Rip walked off with his phone held to his ear. )