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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jul 23

Ok spaghetti man

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jul 9

Oh you are………evil

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jul 9

I can’t believe I used to be nervous about flying with a four month old potato who’s primary mode of function was “sit and stare” or “boob and sleep”

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jul 9

Genuinely cannot wait to ruin some business man’s morning by dragging my feral toddler into first class on our flight tomorrow 🤩🤩

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Reposted by Vuas

Jess @willowaus.bsky.social · Jul 8

you were my crown, part 19

Galadriel puts some plans into motion and makes a decision that will change all of their lives.

#annatariel #saurondriel #haladriel

archiveofourown.org/works/651027...

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 28

A suggestive pic I think triggered it but nobody’s even naked 🙄

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 28

Today, figure out how to say crocodile, tomorrow Model UN

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 28

Let me get my nurse costume

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 28

Omg hahahahaha they’re STRICCCCT

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

Adapt improvise overcome etc

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

I was like haha wait what does this say about my parenting

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

I think Hal’s corruption kink transcends all genders :///// also, big house :’)

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

“Here damn”

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

My kid was apparently so fed up with a new baby at daycare crying for his mom that when she brought over multiple toys to distract him to no avail, she instead started dragging over the entire toybin

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

Why stop at 1 boyfriend I always say

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

Forgot to crosspost the homiehopper AU the other day

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 27

I need to know everyone’s thoughts about that little universe because I’ve spent so much time staring at the wall thinking about it

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 24

We even got enough “future voter” stickers for all her daycare friends 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 24

Dripping sweat by the time I got to work but worth it 🫡

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 24

Turns out you CAN lug a 20lb toddler up and down a massive hill during a heatwave to your voting site if simply powered by the hatred of Cuomo

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 24

Spare human not necessary at this time

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 24

She’s just like wow would you look at the time…….lets go old man 😭

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 23

“Why would a man be there”

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 23

Something hysterical about my kid getting up and closing the door to her bedroom in her dad’s face every night when she realizes it’s time for me to rock her to sleep

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Vuas @vuas.bsky.social · Jun 23

I was thinking…..prequel:) one day :)

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