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Vitlium

@vitliumvitality.bsky.social

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Love writing fanfics, love making characters and currently obsessed with Hazbin and yes I is unfortunately an old person 🙃 26+

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 3h

Lucifer: *drinking his cofffe*

Alastor: I spit in that

Lucifer: *finishes and looks at Alastor* we already make out with tongues included, why should your backwash bother me

*said this in public and now everyone is stating at them*

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 4h

I can just imagine hom going, ooh, you poor unfortunate soul, *channels his inner Ursula*

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 4h

You know im buying this right

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 4h

I bet he taste divine

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 4h

Hes that predictable XD

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 4h

Though Lululambs Sammy will always be my angel Luci hes so cute XD

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

*Vit sees title*

a man is riding a skateboard on a field with the words `` dont you forget about me '' written on it .

ALT: a man is riding a skateboard on a field with the words `` dont you forget about me '' written on it .

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

Hahahahaha

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

Most I read shes not innocent more she has a brain and isnt as easily tricked as Vox or Val and knows when to quit 😆 🤣 in those fic Velvette has the braincells

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

Pfff, im here for the violence, we need Alastor to play an oldie and rip a soul apart on air

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

Ignore canon we keep his tail!

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

Angel Luci, Angel Luci

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 6h

If anything Velvette is the one who's bitchy but sometimes okay in the fics I read, Val and Vox however do just about every crime in SVU minus Pbear I mean yes I also read fics where Velvette is totally evil so no idea why people are shocked by how bad Vox is? He fucks Val dor hells sake

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 7h

I am shocked by how accurate artist were about his level of hotness

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 7h

Hes such a brat and I love him

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 7h

Obviously hes evil 😆 🤣 honestly making an Ace person watch someome have sex depends on the person, to Alastor the act could just be as boring as watching two rabbits fuck, but this is Vox of course he does that! People are weird all versions I'veread of him hes an asshole, rapist with no boundarys

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe its because I mostly read radioapple but ive never read that version XD all the ones ive read hes nuts, insane controlling and will go to rape if given the chance

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 7h

Bahahaha, yes, that's why Rosie sometimes has to yank his chain when hes being bratty

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 17h

Is that Lucifer hiding XD

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 17h

Rosie here teaching hik manners cause Alastor is being a brat

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 1d

Yus feed my delulu

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 1d

I told ya episode 4 would be your favorite

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 1d

Literally buying this just for the card 😆 🤣 also I saw a friend you gave a Resit card too and im lile Hnnnnnnnnmnnmn

Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 1d

Wh, I still think their besties she only pulls Alastors leash when hes being a brat and mommy has to remind him to behave

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Vitlium @vitliumvitality.bsky.social · 1d

This is not helping my love of your Sammy and Alastor AUs with him being this hot XD *has not been starting at Alastor for an hour already*