Vita Andolini
@vitaandolini.bsky.social
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Disabled former forensic chemist & teacher. MMIWG. BLM. ILM. ECM. LGBTQ. Happy wife of 24 years so far. Two heads are better than one but one face is better than two. Melophile. Cynophile. Bibliophile. Cinephile. Voracious tea consumer. Cis, she/her. 🍉
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I am a little acorn
A fact that's plain to see
But remember
That the mighty oak
Was once a nut like me.
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I only answer that question on the third date.
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Question for fellow #BillsMafia:
So, for the first three games this season, I watched each game in its entirety without donning any of my Bills merch. Would it be bad juju to put on my Bills shirt at halftime? Thanks my peeps!
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I'm so happy for you! Even though you are so hot you make us look bad - Brat! So, anyway, yeah, Congratulations!
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Start naming their kids "urinal"? I'm just spitballing at this point.
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LoL - biblically. Aaaaaaand THAT gets a follow!
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Oh yeah, and, Following Immediately.
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My exact words when I read this were: "Wait... Snails?"
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Jerry Falwell Jr was a victim of getting caught. FULL STOP.
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#BILLSMAFIA!!!!
I've been a Bills fan since Frank Reich was QB. This is the best Bills team ever. From our AMAZING coach to Special Teams and everything in between. LOVE my Bills!!
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AFTER they set Melissa Hortman Day, I won't care. Until then, they can FATWO.
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Right? I was just asking my hubby, "Where's MY Antifa check?"
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The meeting is Saturday. Just FYI, Marilyn's mac salad is da BOM, but stay away from Linda's potato casserole - it made everyone sick last time!
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That explains his extreme anger.
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Fuk no! Meatwad is hilarious and adorable. If anything, RFK Jr is Carl from next door.
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"The rumors of my death were slightly exaggerated"- Ol Yam Tits
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Ewww. Puke. This entire headline is 87 kindsa gross.
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Lololol!!
Cheap at twice the price.
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It would satisfy something deep in my soul to see yam tits hoisted over Tim Walz's shoulder as he feebly entreats, "I don't want to go on the cart. I feel happy.", as Kamala whacks him over the head. Just once.
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FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKK. Dammit. Thunderheart, Maverick, Longmire, Reservation Dogs, Clear Cut, Medicine River... Skins makes me cry every. freaking. time. When they call out for Mogie Yellowlodge- and silence. Not many actors can pull me in like Mr. Greene. Rest well, Sir.
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You STILL da KANG!! President Dark Hands... LMAO. There's so much in this, plus I was laughing so hard I missed half of it. Scuse me, I gotta go watch this ten more times! Thanks so much.
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Following immediately.