Viriconia
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You've to fill out their questions and sometimes they ring and confirm you're not planning to eat them like smarties but they do send them
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A 'lets be friends!' vest
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They call it a 'battle vest' after the battle to get your mum to sew on the patches
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They call it a 'battle vest' because calling it 'this is my sewing and embroidery waistcoat' doesn't sound tough enough
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Forgot the fucken maltesers
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I think the caramel drizzle on it was the problem!
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Spending more money to console myself after spending loads of money
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Workshopping my material for the service guy, yous got me for long brake pipes last year & this time it's the short brake pipes, what next, demi? Venti? Grande?
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Mine was 4 days ago it's still good get some for mine
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If I don't get some maltesers today I will die. And maltesers from a box too, not the ones from a bag.
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In fairness it's 16, only goes to the hospital once a year, and gets the shit driven out of it the rest of the year so I suppose 1,000 a year in maintenance fees isn't that much really.
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This is the most expensive holiday I have ever been on in my life
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Left the car in for 'just a service' and somehow I've agreed to 1,000 euro worth of work, DEFINITELY replacing it next year finances permitting
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“I’ll walk home from the garage” I said “how far can it be?” Well it’s 6km
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Oh that’s a good one, ask for a new title
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Oh your ducks have to be in a row. If you’ve taken on any extra work or responsibilities, or improved or sped up a process, detail it!
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The finest and most noise canceling set he tells me!
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how does this guy not realise how loud he is?