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she/they 🏳️‍🌈 | 26 (MDNI 🔞, age in bio or else‼️) | buff babe in training, local tall gf, cunning linguist, & NSFW scriptwriter | venusthewriter on reddit! | my throne: https://throne.com/verbaveneris
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hi everyone, i'm venus! grad student by day, nsfw scriptwriter by night (and also by day)! lover of subverting traditional dynamics and writing porn with silly titles! find me on reddit as venusthewriter! ☺️❤️

links to my scripts are below! 🧵
also an earth sun of some sort cause come on now
headcanoning that alice law has a scorpio moon after reading chapter 21 cause HOLY SHIT GIRL....
i can see the way you're grinding against that pillow i put under you. i told you that you don't get to cum until i do, silly pup. now are you going to be good for me and eat me out until i'm satisfied like i trained you to do, or do i have to pull you in by your collar like a misbehaving mutt?
maybe i DID want him to become the first act villain's infernal little manservant!!! what about it!!!!!!!
hmm only if i can also bury you with praise and lots of light, teasing touches 🤔
and yes i DID get mint chocolate chip i hope all mint chocolate chip haters get well soon 🙏☺️
the yanks love to make fun of us for the whole bagged milk think but i think the fact that our 'ol reliable affordable(ish) ice cream brand comes in bricks has not been taken adequate advantage of. anyway just picked some up from the grocery store!! i ❤️ my brick 🫶
i just wanna laze about and read the rest all day long this is babel all over againnnn UGH
katabasis update: i'm like a third of the way through and OOOOH REBECCA YOU SLY DOG YOU HAVE HOOKED ME AGAIN
we were listening to that new manny jacinto audio together and i looked at junie (while he was like whimpering and all that) and her expression genuinely reminded me of this
and yes it is my fave because it is, no contest, the boobiest one ☺️
rectified my missing favourite sports bra mystery by just... buying another of the same sports bra teehee
sounds like somebody needs a workout buddy who will whip him into shape... 🤭
WAIT A MINUTE HOLD ONNNNNN
basically hextech is scientifically-harnessed magic and so it has theoretically limitless possibilities, couple of the characters get a little too silly with it and nearly destroy the world; hence why i think we should do Not That and use it for breeding straps instead ☝️😌
no YOU'RE a little baked right now
"ohhh venus if you hypothetically did have a hex-strap who are you breeding first" OK FINE COUNTDOWN‼️
at number two, we have the girl reading this ❤️ which is, as always, gender-inclusive
number one is the most pre-eminently breedable man in the world, jayce talis. thank u for ur time 🙂‍↕️
god gives his toughest battles (breeding kink as a top) to his toughest soldiers (vagina havers)
those gay bitches didn't need to be doing all that in arcane, put me in piltover and i'll invent hextech, use it to make strap-ons that can actually breed people, and then outright refuse to use it for anything else. boom world peace for forever
those gay bitches didn't need to be doing all that in arcane, put me in piltover and i'll invent hextech, use it to make strap-ons that can actually breed people, and then outright refuse to use it for anything else. boom world peace for forever
one of my fave horny fanfics just got a sequel MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEE
saying this when i bust my ass every day trying to become ur dog's stepdad is crazy......... 😔