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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 11m

They should lower their standards more. Then if they try to kidnap an elderly Latino she can knock them out with her chancla and walk away.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 14m

I’m 50+, in terrible shape from working a desk job and even I could ace that test. Jfc.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1h

It's because Kansas sucks so bad.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2h

Just a maga troll or bot. Block and don't engage.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 11h

Yea tell me about it. I feel so alien when guys do that and I break it to them (sometimes) that I don't give a fuck about sports. I can't think of anything more fucking boring than watch sports.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 14h

I was a Colecovision kid.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 15h

Can we invite Canada to come burn it down again?

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 15h

Needs more bling.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 21h

Won’t stop him from getting a gig at Fox News. Fuck him. Vile POS.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1d

Keep it down?
Demons gonna be paying rent or I’m installing an in ground pool in that basement and filling it with holy water, piping monk chants throughout the house and white sage incense burning thought out the house.
I’ll even have pope on a rope soap in the bathroom.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1d

Gotta queue that up as well.

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with the words `` bunny ball-ball '' written on it .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window with the words `` bunny ball-ball '' written on it .

media.tenor.com

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1d

Makes one feel old.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1d

Great news. I discovered today that if I add Allulose to my coffee it drops my glucose. Going to have to track that more.
Studies mention it but amazing that there is a sweetener that actually does that.

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 1d

Been to the Ohio one many times. It is huge these days.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

Put on The last Starfighter. She can be mad at Xur and the Kodan Armada.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

haha.

Yea it was a butt clencher when it circled behind the house.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

Then what seemed like forever but in reality, was a few seconds, it comes around the opposite side of the house and lands 15 feet from me.
Never tried that again. I was grateful for my reprieve of getting an ass beating.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

I had one when I was a kid. There was a field two houses down.
One day I threw it really hard and it went off at the 4th house down. I clenched my teeth as it went around the backside of the house, squinting and knowing I was fucked.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

"We are lucky to get .30 cents on the dollar"
More than the rest of us, especially the ones that didn't vote for a god-damned insurrectionist, rapist, convicted felon!
Y'all can GFY!

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

That man is such a vile piece of shit.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

I use this list.

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

Those accounts will likely get put onto MAGA lists. Yes. I use one because they aren't worth my time to even block. I let one of the big ones do it for me. So it will literally be millions that auto block those accounts.

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

Only chance of violence will be if it comes from trumps goons

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

We use it for Nuremburg 2.0 trials and destroy it after!

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Vargulfen @vargulfen.com · 2d

Bet CBS wishes it hadn't bowed down to trump and given him a $16 million dollar bribe now eh?
CBS can go fuck themselves.
All the executives who bent the knee to that bloated orange toad should be fired and blacklisted from any job above store greeter again and only then so we can spit on them!