Noah, Cactus Gremlin
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin
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He/They 29 Wisconsin, USA This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
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Didn't we watch this back in college? I recall a creepy girl with a mask boarding the RV/bus & screaming randomly
Halo is MAGA now & the music composer is running for congress as a Republican
you can uhh salt ice to protect our streets
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anteater girl that can extract kidney stone then t-pose
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your honor,

i plead the "it was a bit" defense
remember when James cut a hole in the giant peach & fucked it?
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the King of England... sees that declaration... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our country, and we would have to move out of it...?
oneyplays & cumtown have done damage to my sense of humor
They'd stick it in your face
And let you smell what they consider wrong
That's why I say hey dog nice shot
I condemn hummus (I'm a picky-eater)
I love the NBA (Non-Binary Association)
trump's fat, shit-filled ass just busted the east wing of the whitehouse
told the "entomologist" that I ain't no bug-chaser
animals were fighting in my yard so I ran out, baked, trying to break it up. I found a huge fucking raccoon & I'm gonna try to befriend it
Did JK Rowling steal the idea of Harry Potter from the film, Troll (1986)? The main character is literally named Harry Potter & uses magic.