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Noah, Cactus Gremlin
@vanillachigchampa.bsky.social
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He/They 29 Wisconsin, USA This is where I shitpost, share memes, talk plants, & butt-chug Monster Energy™ to purify my pineal-gland.
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 15h
Ahh okie
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 15h
Didn't we watch this back in college? I recall a creepy girl with a mask boarding the RV/bus & screaming randomly
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 16h
Halo is MAGA now & the music composer is running for congress as a Republican
Gamestop tweet of Trump shaking hands with Master Chief
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 21h
you can uhh salt ice to protect our streets
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Mys.Delphi @tgirl.fail · 1d
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 1d
anteater girl that can extract kidney stone then t-pose
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 1d
Ronnie Reagan VS Ronald Radke
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Mys.Delphi @tgirl.fail · 1d
your honor,

i plead the "it was a bit" defense
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 1d
remember when James cut a hole in the giant peach & fucked it?
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 2d
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the King of England... sees that declaration... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our country, and we would have to move out of it...?
Chris-Chan as Benjamin Franklin
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 4d
RIP Porkins
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 5d
oneyplays & cumtown have done damage to my sense of humor
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 5d
why does Stevie wonder?
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
A man
Cranks hog
Nice hog, man
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
They'd stick it in your face
And let you smell what they consider wrong
That's why I say hey dog nice shot
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
Post Malort
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
I condemn hummus (I'm a picky-eater)
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
Happy Birthmas!
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 6d
I love the NBA (Non-Binary Association)
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🪦 frankenstein fucks car 🎃 @hulkfuckscar.top · 8d
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 8d
trump's fat, shit-filled ass just busted the east wing of the whitehouse
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 8d
nugget biscuit mad about no kings
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 9d
told the "entomologist" that I ain't no bug-chaser
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 9d
animals were fighting in my yard so I ran out, baked, trying to break it up. I found a huge fucking raccoon & I'm gonna try to befriend it
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Noah, Cactus Gremlin @vanillachigchampa.bsky.social · 10d
Did JK Rowling steal the idea of Harry Potter from the film, Troll (1986)? The main character is literally named Harry Potter & uses magic.
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