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@valak.bsky.social

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I pretend to be a demon goat dad on the internet. I know some stuff about electricity too. NSFW 🔞 | 32 M I eat postage stamps 🎇 and mushrooms 🍄 sometimes ♾️ 🏳️‍🌈 💍 06.20.2025 (Closed Marriage)

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · Sep 12

𝘈𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢, 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘮
𝘖𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘶𝘯
𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭, 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵
𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 46m

Really love the arc Lute is taking in S2. Might have myself a new girl crush 🩶

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 4h

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

A black and white cat stands on the floor with his tail up, while another cat watches from the doorway.

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 4h

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

NANCY IS. WEARING SUNGLASSES AND IS USING A MOP FOR LONG HAIR AND IS BAREFOOT

NANCY: I'M GOING TO BECOME A HIPPIE

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 3h

In an unexpected turn of events, there is a strong chance I’ll be asked to lead the employer I just left because the Director is retiring. Which would put me in charge of the man who ruined everything. If selected this will be fun.

Storm’s comin, I can see the clouds.

youtu.be/G1C1MFv7CKU?...

Gravity - Hazbin Hotel | Prime Video

YouTube video by Vivziepop

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 11h

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 13h

might be a bit late to the party on this one but reddit’s become a cesspool of tradbros and just generally miserable people ffs

I like bluesky, lots more fun with waaaay better porn lmao

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DazToons ORDER BITFLIP NOW (link in bio) <3 @daztoons.bsky.social · 16h

New Jago & Shervin comic!
Jago orders icecream while Shervin and his friend Tanya, catch up and talk about 3 years together with the dragon~💙

Shervin the sheep and his sheep friend, Tanya, talk about Shervin's boyfriend Jago, on their 3 year anniversary. Jago is nearby buying ice cream for everyone, out of ear shot.

Panel one: Tanya says "...so you and Jago have been together for...3 years now?" Shervin responds "Just about, yeah."

Panel 2: Tanya says "A dragon, of all people, hard to believe. What was it?"

Shervin answers: He just ticks all the right boxes for me.

Panel 3: Tanya asks incredulously: "Oh? Personality and muscles? Couldn't find that in a local sheep?"

Shervin replies whistfully: "Ha, it's so much more than that. He has something no one else has..."

Jago is seen in the background accidentally dropping his credit card.

Final panel: Shervin: "You wouldn't get it"

Jago is bending down to pick up his card, exposing his massive, toned ass

Tanya: "I think I have a rough idea..."

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 13h

by far the best depiction I’ve ever seen. This is what it’s like. To a T. It’s hell. It’s not quirky or cute or funny.

It is unbridled hell, every day.

Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 18h

Whenever I tell people that ADHD is a wildcard, this is what I mean.

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Budoti @budoti.bsky.social · 1d

I am now even older🎂

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 14h

Oh yeah, they do one at FWA every year. Never gone myself but looks neat

⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 15h

The bottom line is this — if your life is revolving around weed, you probably need to stop for a while and sort yourself out. If you feel satisfied, your professional and personal lives are in order, and you’re making progress on your life and happiness, toke as much as you please.

Happy toking 🩶

⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 15h

A lot of people can also smoke daily, or near daily, after they’ve gotten all their tasks and priorities addressed for the day. They don’t let it get in the way of work or hanging out with friends and other priorities.

Those people are probably fine.

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 15h

need to get a better handle on it. When weed takes over your life and becomes the central tenet, things stop mattering. You start getting content with being “okay” with things as they are, even when they’re not. If that’s happening, yeah, you need to put the joint down for a bit, I think.

But,

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 15h

And here’s the thing. What I’ve learned in my weed use (frequent nearly daily smoker for almost 3 years) is this:

What qualifies as “addiction” and “healthy use” is subjective for everyone. Yeah, let’s be real. If you’re smoking from the time you get up until the time you go to sleep, you probably

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve seen an uptick in the prevalence of anti-weed videos, articles, etc. That got me down a Reddit rabbit hole of swaths of people talking about how they went from frequently smoking to quitting, and many of these posts have been “oh my life is amazing now, I don’t regret quitting. You should quit”

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Kazideus @kazideus.bsky.social · 1d

I worked very hard on this

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🍭Candy Bara🍭 @toomuchdynamite.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn’t resist drawing a handsome dude bro best friend (whose dick and balls are just off screen). 💜

A cute, handsome beefy wolf bro. Sporting a red cap, a brass watch, and pink shorts… with a big fat hog and low-hanging nuts. Just airing himself out.

Well, you -would- see what’s happening below the belt but that’s cropped out and put up on Patreon. UwU

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ShayDa 🔞 @shaydahot.bsky.social · 1d

Sniffy sniff

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Chriss_wade @chrisswade.bsky.social · 1d

Failed No Nut November

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⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 1d

if your sona has big bara pecs and big, tuggable nips, chances are we’ll be great friends ~

⛧ 𝒱𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓀 𝒟𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓁𝒾𝑜𝓃 ⛧ @valak.bsky.social · 2d

If me from 10 years ago could meet me today, I wonder what he’d think. I know what I’d tell him.

“Just roll with it kid. Gonna be fine”

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Stickerb @stickerb.bsky.social · 3d

Commission for Shera, thank you so much ✨
#fantasy #illustration #draconian

Illustration of an anthropomorphic dragon wearing beach clothing while looking away at the camera. She looks serene as the wind blows on her. The colours are warm and hint at a afternoon where the sun is starting to hide. She has black horn and dark thick scales mix with yellowish, softer scales.

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Herr Wozzeck @herrwozzeck.bsky.social · 2d

So I rarely post art to BlueSky, but this latest artwork is just... it's so incredible I had to post it here. So yeah, here's an *incredible* piece by @timebombdogart.bsky.social!

Thank you so much for the Tom of Finland vibes~

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ShayDa 🔞 @shaydahot.bsky.social · 2d

buff cumin comeback

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Fazer @fazer14.bsky.social · 2d

Invest in some longer shirts, man..

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