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@urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social

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🔞NSFW content Hello my name is Colie & I'll be your wet nightmare this evening ask for discord Philly 🏳️‍⚧️ 30-something.she/her.MDNI. act weird & I will block you 😇

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 1d

Colie standing shirtless in her bathroom. She is unshaved, with little fur covering her chest, ringed around her nipples, and coating her chin. There is a modest gash hanging open on her left tiddy, about an inch wide and maybe a millimeter at its widest

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 1d

Do you like girls with a little open wound over their heart? One she can dig her thumb into, one she can feel every time she hugs a plushie

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Noah(mal guy) @nanadouken.bsky.social · 1d

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 1d

the world is tryina take ur Pretty ass away from me

Colie standing over you with a large knife in her hand. She is wearing only a bra and panties with her jeans unbuckled and pulled down her thighs. She's tugging her bra down to reveal a no-nonsense cloth band aid over her left tiddy

POV shot of Colie standing over you. One hand holds a hunting knife pointed toward the camera and her other hand is down and to the side, as if it's holding the viewer down by the shoulder

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Trans Ferdinand: Robot Princess @emdashreed.bsky.social · 1d

good morning, Kenopsia empire

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Symphony Hardwicke - Fastiff @kaminara.bsky.social · 2d

Let me be your robot girlfriend 🫣

Symphony with blue shiny lipstick and a top that looks like it is perfect for a gundam

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 2d

*so good lol

biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 2d

ahhh!!!it looks go good

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Alice Crowell, Bay Bay! @formertwink.bsky.social · 2d

Let's manifest something.

I need to be creative. My mental health has been in the toilet for months. My biggest lift was the street photography I did Labor Day weekend.

If you're in the greater Philadelphia area (Philly/South NJ), and want a FREE editorial or street photo shoot, DM this lady.

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 2d

Come kick it with me and Juiceboxxx 😇😇😇😇

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 2d

been having some of my subs let me know every time they get worked up so I know to humiliate them later and it's been pretty fuckin funny

Screenshot of a discord message exchange

Colie's fiance: self reporting, followed by several saluting emojis

Colie: weren't u just watching brandy and Mr whiskers

Colie's fiance: UNRELATED

biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 3d

it evil woman Wednesday

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 3d

I haven't hugged my fiance in almost a week and I'm Fucking!!! Losing it!!!

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🐈‍⬛🎃Vitalia🐺🌙 @vitalia.kawaii.social · 4d

yuri 🌸💜💙

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 5d

i need to say one mean thing every day or else i die

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R.I.P.ley is spooky 👻 @rileyisgood.bsky.social · 4d

if i don't smoke with trannies with the sound of muffled hyperpop as ambience soon i might die

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Stay out of it!! that river's too full of whimsy, fish, and spunk

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

This was a good time and all but I had more fun and liked my dress better once it was on your bedroom floor

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Fuck !! I forgot A.L.F. I could def estrogenate that mf.,,,, technically a TV monster I know, I know. but, still

biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Ghidorah is tm too and Gigan and Mechagodzilla are also gay but the fake news just keeps calling them roommates

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

So like imagine my shock and dismay when like 10 years later they have the same guy play the fish from shape of water and it's like finally I'm going to see them m-preg my boy and then Gill del toro LETS ME DOWN AGAIN

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Like I'm just saying everytime I watch Hellboy 2, I'm just like someone needs to get the fish man pregnant

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Anyway you might ask why Godzilla isn't on this and that's for a couple reasons. That would be a lot of hormone, for one, also , I don't think I could get close enough and also she's already a bitch like I can't do anything about that

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

list of movie monsters that I could force femme:
Abe sapien
The Babadook
nosferatu (old one not new one)
twinkier clowns from KKFOS
Jeff goldblum in the fly
ET
Stay puft marshmallowman
Ratma
Pale Man
Pinhead
Pennywise, any version
Pumpkinhead
Pyramid head
Jeff goldblum in Jurassicpark

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biblically accurate blood hag @urfavoriteprincess.bsky.social · 5d

Shout out to middle child in fishtown for giving me & Bree them latka hashbrowns cos they liked our style. we Love potato's

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