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She should visit Tom then! His room is much cooler. . . Not to mention she'd have a comfy seat to soak up all that sweat too!
She's lucky Nook's so freaky in bed. . . he doubts the other villagers could handle that swamp ass.💧
She's lucky Nook's so freaky in bed. . . he doubts the other villagers could handle that swamp ass.💧
Here she goes…parading all that ass around town on a Thursday afternoon…the sun is merciless on Hazel’s cheeks
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
It’s her worse case of swamp ass EVER
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“ F - Favorite !? that's a bit
much isn't it ? ”
“ F - Favorite !? that's a bit
much isn't it ? ”
“C’mon! I can’t flirt with my favorite girl on this island?”
"What in the underworld even is a Panini?"
Ah, to be thousands of years old.
Ah, to be thousands of years old.
“…Well this doer’s gonna panini press her ass against the face of a particularly annoying cat in her path if she doesn’t get out the way”
"That's why you peasants leave the thinking to ME and just DO what I, the THINKER, tell YOU, the DOERS!"
“Even if you carry out said punishment, I’m still gonna think your ‘divine’ body’s not worth that bitchy attitude of yours”
"Maybe if I'll have your face lashed 50 times, even you will realize that no one loves you for your face, not to speak of your abhorrent personality.
So much misplaced confidence."
So much misplaced confidence."
“That’s obvious when some losers would want something like you on their face”
𝘏𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵 .ᐣ
𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘵 .ᐣ
Hazel’s biggest insecurity is surprisingly her large buck teeth in the front
"Said the commoner to the divine Pharao.
You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"
You may have men that favour you, but alas, not every man can have good taste, now can they~"
“Atleast I don’t have a stick stuck up my ass like you do”