yeah i have a fiancé, but have you met my husband??? 🥰

#doppokannonzaka #hypnosismic #hypmic

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

‘The humanities offer us nothing of value’ say the people who are scared of a poem

people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.

my reaction when i drink water and eat some real food and suddenly my stomach stops hurting

i only love a man if he has boobies that bounce 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

we're watching kitchen nightmares ( ◠‿◠ )
#sillycat #bondingtime

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?