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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Aug 5

October @faeriesplaygames.bsky.social · Mar 2

I got a new little plush friend (an early bday present courtesy of my dad), and I just find the way they wrap their little purrito babies in foil like actual burritos so funny, I hastily pulled out a table setting for pics. 🤣

Place setting of a bronze scale pattern dinner plate with a foil wrapped toy with a sticker displaying the purple blanket wrapped cat plush wrapped inside. A tan napkin with a beaded ring and a brown owl pocket holding a fork and knife flank the plate. There is a brown woven placemat on a coppery orange brown tablecloth underneath.

Zoomed in photo of the unwrapped plush on the bronze scale patterned dinner plate, a purple and white cat in a purple blanket. The tag says Purritos by Uncute and the baby's name/style Boba Tea.

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Jayhest @jayhest.bsky.social · May 29

I have no problem calling my favorite gaming merch dolls.

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Aug 5

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Jasper Pie @dajoestanator.bsky.social · Jun 14

Uh oh! It appears that Sam & Max have a new human charge…. One with a bloodlust that rivals theirs!! @uncute.bsky.social @glitchprod.com @fitzyva.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Aug 5

Hi! 🤫 Secret’s out! It’s National Underwear Day and we’re celebrating with a BUY 1 / GET 1 FREE sale! Use code UNDERWEAR2025 → https://www.uncute.com/collections/underwear-day-2025

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Jun 10

Our It's Happy Bunny collab is now live on HotTopic! 🥳❤️ https://www.hottopic.com/product/its-happy-bunny-royal-plush/34542178.html #plushie #itshappybunny #jimbenton #plushie #cute

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Jun 9

Russer is now available for pre-order 🐶❤️ link also in our profile https://www.uncute.com/products/russer-nanalan-plushie #nanalan #russer

Nanalan' Russer Plushie by Uncute (picture with Mona).jpg

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · May 1

✨👯‍♀️ New plushies based on It's Happy Bunny®! They all have poseable ears and distinctive features for extra sass #itshappybunny #plush #cute

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Uncute @uncute.bsky.social · Jan 7

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hazel @samandmax.wiki · Jan 4

@uncute.bsky.social answering here with my shortlist of sam & max merch that should exist because I'm not on twitter
- tf2's max's severed head cosmetic but real, so I can put him on my head (or just sam & max beanies if licencing is an issue)