Empress Kairyū 🛩️
@umikodragon.bsky.social
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40 - San Francisco, CA - She/Her - Pan/Poly - Plural 🏳️‍⚧️ Eagle, dragon, squirrel all in one package. Leftist labor activist, ramper, pilot, and writer. NSFW
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tuzzleton.bsky.social
*Undyne buying a pallet of noodles noises in the background*

#nsfw #thicc #alphys

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Pic for @chardeggdog.bsky.social! They gave me full artistic liberties on this, the first one I've ever received. Needless to say, I wub Chard 😭
Alphys from Undertale/Deltarune looking back at the viewer. Her curves are massive. Like holy crap massive. Like dummy thicc massive. Her pink shorts have torn and revealed her Mew Mew Kissy Cutie panties. The scientist blushes and says "M...maybe I should lay off the noodles..."
umikodragon.bsky.social
All it takes is a single yellow-tagged part to keep you grounded for a while. It will give me a chance to ensure you’re perfectly flight ready 😜
umikodragon.bsky.social
I’m going to tie you up with a tie-down chain and put chocks under your ass if you don’t keep those puns in check 😜
umikodragon.bsky.social
Is the implication that I can bully you on the other days? 😏
umikodragon.bsky.social
The kind of user that watches pet videos on YouTube and leaves comments saying, “You’re hurting it!”
umikodragon.bsky.social
Fuck Gavin and his perfect, plastic teeth. 😒
umikodragon.bsky.social
I do hope that things are going well today. 😁
umikodragon.bsky.social
It’s California law that every photo of him has to show his perfect, plastic teeth.
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umikodragon.bsky.social
The situation is being monitored.

#avgeeks
The tail of a United Airlines Airbus A320 with the SFO air traffic control tower looming in the background.
umikodragon.bsky.social
I’ll consider it.

Maybe I’ll leave you big enough to ride one of my nipples. 😏
umikodragon.bsky.social
I guess they are a little lopsided. Come over here, help me even them out.
umikodragon.bsky.social
There’s a “pumpkin weigh-off” in Half Moon Bay today.

I’m gonna paint my tits orange and enter them, and see if I can win that prize. 😏
umikodragon.bsky.social
I’d better stock up on protein bars >_>
umikodragon.bsky.social
This turns the movie from a horror movie into an action thriller in the third act
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trans.bsky.social
go the fuck outside. find a goth club. go there on a kink / queer night. go even if you think “you won’t fit in” (cheat code: just wear black).

be friendly. give yourself time. repeat as necessary. you will make exceptional friends.

life is for the living. do it scared.

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strype.bsky.social
Oh hey, how about some #art I cooked up this week?
umikodragon.bsky.social
Can I interest you in 4,000 lbs of mail?

My shoulders hurt for hours after stacking all’a this >_>
The aft cargo hold of a Boeing 737 stacked to the brim with cartons of mail.
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tuzzleton.bsky.social
Bow before your berry goddess!

#inflation #nsfw

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Pic for @anascarfan2.bsky.social!
Anthro binturong female swelling up with a large smile across her face. She grabs her boob as her nude body fills with juice. She says "Worship your berry goddess!"