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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 5h

“Mr President we have spent over a $Trillion dollars to give you Space Horse!”

“I said Space Force you dumb fucks!”

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 8h

The mad world of Richard Tights.🤪
Part 187 of an occasional series:

You SHOULD jail a person who threatens to kill Jewish people.
You SHOULDN’T jail a person (Lucy Connolly) who threatens to kill migrants because that’s free speech.
Hmmmm…🤔

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 6h

It’s as if Santa is now a bad guy because he’s giving Love and gifts on Christmas to people with different coloured skin. I say Fuck #Reform

Just say to them “I think Your ideology is built on alleged racism and alleged blatant Tax Evasion!”

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 21h

Imagine if #Reform promised those living on Mount Pleasant Road #Shrewsbury a new Monorail for flying the flags 👀

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 22h

I worry about those athletes attending The World Cup and The Olympics. The Ryder Cup was awful imagine ICE nobbling whole teams so USA 🇺🇸 can win 😡

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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 1d

The French want our history.
The Greeks want our history.
The Spanish want our history.
Everyone wants our bleedin’ history.
😡
That’s why I put up our flag.
I don’t want to be erased.

A logical, well thought out argument for why we should all fly our flag with pride!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 23h

My Take on this is - Stirring up trouble is Treason - Deport foreigners if they cause trouble 👍

Equally if those who are claiming benefits are trying to destabilise the country, No benefits and evict from council houses 👍

Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 23h

It’s fire breathing Barry

Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks for your posts and interaction 😎👍

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 1d

My Cousin Bettina with her Husband Frankel demonstrating her amazing right arm action for a French 🇫🇷 documentary on Wanking for the over 60s

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

£150 for a M&S Turkey 🦃 is very expensive 😡

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

#GMB Smacking children is never a solution. When I was a child Papa used to gunpowder and flames 🔥 to curtail my Twin brother Gary’s behaviour.
He later died trying to prove to Papa we was a worthy stunt man 😢

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

It’s all me own!

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

We all change - Your Grandad looked a cool guy 😎 Me in 1968 and 1988

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

#MAFSUK Who was discovered with a wisk up their bottom?

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

Yep just like my story about the dirty bastard sales director who died of a heart attack whilst up a cleaner. They opened his filing cabinets and there was years of unopened sales reports. Unfortunately the company burned due to a highly polished boardroom table that reflected the sun onto a bin 👀

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UK Politics @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 2d

Who? 😅

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

Who who?

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

Tories rattling their sabres over #China ~ Well do you know what? Where’s the Fucking #RussianReport ?
Labour take the bloody gloves off and jail there hypocrites 😡

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

Bless you. I choked on some Skittles once and a man called Kevin Barfield did the Humlich manoeuvre. I’ve never been so scared. The bloody sweets scratched my throat so I can sympathise 😢

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

#Fourinabed #Reform Alert 🚨 I’m no Gynaecologist but

Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

If Charlie Kirk visits President #Trump tonight and takes him to God, His work is now done…….
#WorldPeace

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Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 2d

It’s 70 years tonight Papa was blown to bits in an accidents at his Circus in Pont-Aven France 🇫🇷 We eat this meal because it reminds me of the scene of calamity in the Big Top 🎪 The sausages represent his brave arms and legs that exploded from his faulty Cannon 😢❤️

Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 3d

Top 100 💯 companies are allegedly looking to make 90% Management Redundant aswell as 50% workers. The shareholder value is all that matters now!

Glen Gorganzolla @ukfilmtvcritic.bsky.social · 3d

I spill a little vapourub and set it on fire 🔥 to warm the seat 👍