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Unfriendly Goose

@uglygoose.bsky.social

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I f*cking hate golfers and will defend my turf.

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · Nov 24

Goose attack of the day.

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1h

Guys, seriously, if you don’t want to get hurt, listen to an actual doctor and not the lunatic I helped put in charge of the nation’s healthcare.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h

Thune: "If I were a woman I'd be talking to my doctor and not taking advice from RFK"

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1h

Guys, seriously, if you don’t want to get hurt, listen to an actual doctor and not the lunatic I helped put in charge of the nation’s healthcare.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 13h

Who gives a fuck? Not a single person from the Trump Administration v1.0 got even a slap on the wrist for breaking the law. And Trump v2.0 doesn't give a fuck about the law period.

Nothing will happen.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 14h

... in two weeks.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23h

Maybe Mike meant "stood on" Capitol Police?

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

This little cocksucker tells whatever his boss wants to tell. And Trump sets the strategy based on the side of the bed he woke up.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

Damn you, Obama!

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

You can just imagine the fight Bezos, Ellison and Musk are going to have for the privilege of giving billions to the government with nothing in return.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

Awesome. The MAGA movement that uses "socialism" and "communism" as curse words embraces socialism and communism.

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 23h

BREAKING: The Trump administration will set price floors across a range of industries to combat market manipulation by China, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said.

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 23h

Awesome. The MAGA movement that uses "socialism" and "communism" as curse words embraces socialism and communism.

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Can Jack proceed with a defamation suit?

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Yo, Charlie, can you believe I can turn faster than you?

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone's dream: a cheerful and unvaxxed 250 lb J6 stormtrooper with vocal talents. RJK pamphlet is included. The Golden Trump shoes are extra.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

What is the value of "honor" awarded to Charlie Kirk, Jim Jordan and Rush Limbaugh?

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Johnson, as seen here watching his son's porn history.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

Would Trump settle for the Nobel Pissy Prize instead? It's the same thing, really.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

What's not Christian about it?

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

> @governor.ca.gov

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 1d

It's like praising the "Incredible Scent" of someone who just had explosive diarrhea in his pants.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 1d

Well done!

A tweet by Gramps says “RELEASE THE FILES!” with a photo showing a projection on a wall of several people edited into a parody movie poster titled “Guardians of Pedophiles,” referencing “Guardians of the Galaxy.” A car is passing by the projection on the street.

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 2d

She will get a blanket pardon for all past and future crimes. There is zero chance he wouldn't issue them to his family and closest supporters.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 2d

two men in suits and ties are standing in front of a microphone .

ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing in front of a microphone .

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Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 2d

The Dems are good at politics and messaging, assuming that their goal is to remain in minority opposition with historically low approval ratings.

Unfriendly Goose @uglygoose.bsky.social · 2d

Isn't it great to have a leader with a brain and a sense of humor? Good for Canada.

And the most powerful country in the world has the Orange Turd with IQ of a ficus.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Carney to Trump: "I'm glad you upgraded me to president"

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