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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 23

[ incredibly loud glass shattering sfx. ]

hey what do you have over there ? what's over there? hiiiiiii

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 23

[ incredibly muffled ] heyy. HEY can I be let out now . can I be let out hey hordak hey what do you have over there hey

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 23

@baneofdespondos.bsky.social

can I be let out of the freezer now

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

a single [insert dimensional currency] a day can help save Pawse. from cruel situtations

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

I am being held houstage. please help

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

wherw

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

// god out of all my muses why do I have the most fun on this one

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

ooohjj I can feel the residual situationship radiating off you. are you good

𝘕𝘌𝘗𝘖𝘛𝘐𝘚𝘔, B͢A͢B͢Y͢.ᐟ @hot-rods.bsky.social · May 21

girl i wish

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

IS THAT RAWED PRIME FROM TRANSFORMERS

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

AAUAUAUUUUAAAAAUUAAAAAAUAUAAUAAUAUAUUUAUAUAA [ Heavy Tf2 gmod scream. you know the one. ]

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲 @baneofdespondos.bsky.social · May 21

( SNATCHING THEM AWAY WITH A NET.

STARTS MAKING A BREAK FOR IT

The trooper knows Keldor is rapidly approaching.)

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

. . .waiittaminute,

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

IS THAT RAWED PRIME FROM TRANSFORMERS

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

. . .waiittaminute,

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

Oh, okay! Thank you!

[ going back to their newspaper. ]

--𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑫𝑨𝑲 @baneofdespondos.bsky.social · May 21

( A horde trooper is standing over them with a net in hand.)

Nothings wrong no.

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

[ looking up from their newspaper ] somethings wrong

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 21

[ looking up from their newspaper ] somethings wrong

that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 11

I will be the best minion- goon- Henchman I can be.

[ saluting before taking a comedically large hunting rifle to the door ]

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