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The colors visible there are luster glitter black (as the base color) and vivid violet!

That particular pour also had lavender in it, but it was moreso visible from the side :)
The Calaveras laying down, showing the profile of its realism-inspired head and the skull from the side.
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We usually release our new toys on Friday but we were done early with this one!
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The Staturo is a GIANT size realistic dildo:

10 inches tall and over 2.8 inches in diameter. This one is for size royalty!

Staturo was created through a collaboration of both digital sculpting and hand sculpting.

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A realistic dildo standing next to a soda pop can for scale. It has a large, mushroom-shaped head, a very girthy curved shaft, and a traditional flared base. It's much larger and a bit thicker than the can. The Staturo pictured in a dark skin tone in three different angles to show off its skin and vein texturing. Staturo pictured from above to show the thickness of its coronal ridge. Staturo laying on its side. A hand-sculpted vein looks especially thick running along the side of the shaft.
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You know what? yeah

You could say I have a bone to pick with these
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We have a couple of October-exclusive models: the Messorem! Grim Reaper and Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls.

You can only get these toys (customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors) until November 1st: uberrime.com/collections/...
A Grim Reaper themed curved dildo with a flared base; the head is a skull, the the curve is lined with spine-like bumps. A realistic dildo with a phallic head and shaft, but the balls are a pair of sculpted skulls.
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Just 6 away from 2000 followers!

This social media jester says thank you <3

Here's a few pretties from the archives: a pair of Rosae Grinders, a Fascinus Winged Dildo, a Damn Alien, and a pair of Esse Packers.
Two rose-shaped silicone grinders, one propped against the other. They have soft, thin petals for covering with lube and rubbing/humping against. A realistic dildo with a top-heavy shaft, balls, and a pair of sculpted feather wings sprouting from the base. An alien dildo with a smooth phallic-ish head, a long shaft with a series of bumps below the head for added stimulation, and a flared base decorated with soft spikes. A pair of penis-shaped silicone prosthetics meant to be worn in one's underwear or pants to give the appearance of having a penis.
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OMG I want that one on the right!!!!! 💀💀💀💀
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We have a couple of October-exclusive models: the Messorem! Grim Reaper and Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls.

You can only get these toys (customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors) until November 1st: uberrime.com/collections/...
A Grim Reaper themed curved dildo with a flared base; the head is a skull, the the curve is lined with spine-like bumps. A realistic dildo with a phallic head and shaft, but the balls are a pair of sculpted skulls.
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Just 6 away from 2000 followers!

This social media jester says thank you <3

Here's a few pretties from the archives: a pair of Rosae Grinders, a Fascinus Winged Dildo, a Damn Alien, and a pair of Esse Packers.
Two rose-shaped silicone grinders, one propped against the other. They have soft, thin petals for covering with lube and rubbing/humping against. A realistic dildo with a top-heavy shaft, balls, and a pair of sculpted feather wings sprouting from the base. An alien dildo with a smooth phallic-ish head, a long shaft with a series of bumps below the head for added stimulation, and a flared base decorated with soft spikes. A pair of penis-shaped silicone prosthetics meant to be worn in one's underwear or pants to give the appearance of having a penis.
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We have a couple of October-exclusive models: the Messorem! Grim Reaper and Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls.

You can only get these toys (customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors) until November 1st: uberrime.com/collections/...
A Grim Reaper themed curved dildo with a flared base; the head is a skull, the the curve is lined with spine-like bumps. A realistic dildo with a phallic head and shaft, but the balls are a pair of sculpted skulls.
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Phantasia is our line-up of beginner-friendly fantasy designs: uberrime.com/collections/...

Here's 2 recent Phantasia pours we thought were especially gorgeous: a Draconis Dragon in pearl white and pearl green; and an Equus Unicorn Horn in colorshift purple, vivid pink, and glittery gold.
A dragon dildo with a fairly slim shaft, a somewhat pointed head, and smooth low profile scale ridges lining the back. It's being held by a black gloved hand in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The same gloved hand holding a unicorn horn dildo in front of a shelf of silicone cast molds. The unicorn horn is a traditional tapered shape, with thick smooth spiral ridges shaping the shaft. The flared base is decorated with small flowers.
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Phantasia is our line-up of beginner-friendly fantasy designs: uberrime.com/collections/...

Here's 2 recent Phantasia pours we thought were especially gorgeous: a Draconis Dragon in pearl white and pearl green; and an Equus Unicorn Horn in colorshift purple, vivid pink, and glittery gold.
A dragon dildo with a fairly slim shaft, a somewhat pointed head, and smooth low profile scale ridges lining the back. It's being held by a black gloved hand in a busy dildo-making studio environment. The same gloved hand holding a unicorn horn dildo in front of a shelf of silicone cast molds. The unicorn horn is a traditional tapered shape, with thick smooth spiral ridges shaping the shaft. The flared base is decorated with small flowers.
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We have a couple of October-exclusive models: the Messorem! Grim Reaper and Calaveras Realistic Dildo with Skull Balls.

You can only get these toys (customizable in your choice of density and 1-3 colors) until November 1st: uberrime.com/collections/...
A Grim Reaper themed curved dildo with a flared base; the head is a skull, the the curve is lined with spine-like bumps. A realistic dildo with a phallic head and shaft, but the balls are a pair of sculpted skulls.
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Thanks! 💜 I've drawn all of my Uberrime collection so far. It's not always easy to translate a beautiful pour to 2D art, but I try.
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We recently reorganized and labeled all of our molds, and Buster's been having fun trying to frame quick pull pics with that one in the background 😂
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It always makes my heart flutter to see one of our toys in someone else's art form, what a great illustration!

Can't wait to read this review later. Thank you again for taking the time, we appreciate it!
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A handful of medium Sensi vag plugs!

One in emerald and lemon pop, another in uv purple and vivid pink, and one in crucible red and copper.

The Sensi is available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
A white person's gloved hand holding three vag plugs in front of a shelf of silicone-speckled molds.
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The Draconis Dragon dildo from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social (sculpted by @excelddesigns.bsky.social) is well designed as a beginner fantasy dildo, while also fitting my tastes as an experienced fantasy toy collector.

Review: www.fantasticfrost.com/review-uberr...
Dragon dildo with text: Uberrime Draconis.
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Oops, forgot this pic! This big thing is the XL Raiju Dragon of Lightning and Thunder, all Three Pounds of Platinum Silicone of it.
The XL Raiju Dragon of Lightning and Thunder in Jade Shift, MY FAVORITE FREAKING COLOR EVER.
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I made these Raiju for listing pics and uhh, just ignore that bigun there on the left until maybe next week. We need to choose a name for it still.

Be groovy,
Marco
Large Raiju Dragon Dildo in Azure Medium Raiju Dragon in Crimson Shift Yet to be named big toy on the left there next to a Medium, Large, and XL Raiju.
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These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening...

The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL!

Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱

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A dragon dildo laying on its side. It has a tapered head, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared fantasy base with several small soft horns on it. The Raiju dragon dildo pictured from several angles to show off its unique, varied texture. Ridges, bumps, and skin texturing cover this toy from tip to base. A cluster of Raiju dragon dildos in different color combinations. A Raiju laying on its side, showing how the ridged underside is smoothly textured.
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I see I made a typo in this post... despite literally talking about it yesterday... 🤦‍♂️
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I'm sorry but it's mad weird that "lightning" is spelled that way.
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These dragons are usually only seen in stormy skies, their roars echoing over the thunder while they race splinters of lightening...

The Raiju Lightning Dragon is our NEWEST MODEL!

Raiju comes in 4 sizes, including an XL that's nearly 3 inches around! 😱

uberrime.com/collections/...
A dragon dildo laying on its side. It has a tapered head, a shaft that gets girthier towards the middle, and a flared fantasy base with several small soft horns on it. The Raiju dragon dildo pictured from several angles to show off its unique, varied texture. Ridges, bumps, and skin texturing cover this toy from tip to base. A cluster of Raiju dragon dildos in different color combinations. A Raiju laying on its side, showing how the ridged underside is smoothly textured.
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New week, NEW MODEL!

We're adding to our dragon horde with the Arboris Tree Dragon, a thick and textured design with a slanted head.

And when we say thick, we mean it! Make sure to read the measurements.

Available in 3 sizes, in your choice of density and 1-3 colors: uberrime.com/collections/...
Three identical dragon dildos standing lined up, in different color combinations. It's a "top heavy" design, where the shaft is thicker towards the top than the bottom, with a flared base decorated with horn nubs. The Arboris viewed from an angle. The head is stout and bumpy with reptilian skin texturing. The shaft is also lined with smooth, soft bumps. A view of Arboris's underside. There are ridges lining the whole toy, and the ballsack-esque base is bumpy textured as well. Three more Arboris in different colors.
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Toys pictured from different angles than we usually take!

A Draconis in nola purple and shift blue; a Maximus in pearl white and vivid indigo; a Sensi Vag Plug in orchid and kermit green; and an Amante in skin tone 3.
A dragon dildo with a triangular head, a long shaft with scale-like ridges, and a flared base detailed with smaller scales. A realistic dildo with intensely detailed skin texturing and a flared base. A vaginal plug with a rounded abstract head, a plump body, and a flared base that's too narrow for anal use. A realistic dildo with a mushroom-shaped head, a long straight shaft detailed with veins, and a flared base.
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From pretty big to pretty small!

Our 2.55-inch wide Amplus: uberrime.com/products/the...

and our 1-inch wide Minima #1: uberrime.com/products/the...

both in luster glitter black, pearl white, and lavender!
Two abstract dildos, one giant and one finger-sized, standing side by side. They each have a very vaguely phallic cap-shaped head and a traditional flared base. They're smooth otherwise.