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Turkey Burger 🦃🍂

@tyekc.bsky.social

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Americana aficionado. Honorary Texan (unofficial). Bro country legal analyst. One-time ESPNU personality. E-attorney. Started BOTC. Cantankerous, yet convivial.

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Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 6h

If the early forecast holds, this might be the nicest week of the year in Kansas City.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 6h

Yep, 2019 off Staumont.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 6h

Going to re-up this: any of my KC-area followers who use SNAP, DM me if you could use a meal this week.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 6h

Was hoping to find this while the World Series was still going, but please enjoy me, @danmerker.bsky.social and others narrating a Vladdy grand slam in Kauffman Stadium.

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Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 9h

Not a surprising result, but I'm legitimately concerned about making the playoffs at this point with the Colts, Denver (2x) and Chargers still on the schedule. Zero margin for error.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

Please come back soon (and whole), Josh Simmons

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

Ballgame

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

Romo talking about championship DNA right before the defense gives up 20 yards on a simple drag route.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

Those calls/missed calls are irritating, but the Chiefs offense looks like dogshit against a defense that hasn't been very good.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

If the officials really protected Mahomes then that would've been flagged for roughing. OK, though.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 10h

How is that not reviewable?!?!

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 11h

The ref conspiracy machine is gonna be out of control after this game.

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 12h

LOL Andy Reid put Bosa in a blender there

Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 12h

I like it when they run the First Down Play and the Touchdown Play(s). That part is much more fun.

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Turkey Burger 🦃🍂 @tyekc.bsky.social · 15h

Sometimes I feel like Aaron Rodgers plays in the NFL like the playground legend did in elementary school when he was stuck with a team he didn't want to play with.