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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 1h

going to need a lot of sizes of breeding syringes for that !

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 4d

People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People

E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 13d

Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 23d

Soooooo offline with cup and ball

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Aug 15

Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease

E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jul 17

Gay T’Win!

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 30

My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already)

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 20

Wish you guys were here! - Erica

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 12

I love Baja Blast and also my husband

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 5

Tony P with da arms

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 5

Yes Tony P!

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 5

Positive! Three beers

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 4

Oberon light keeps winning !!

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 1

It is cute :’(

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Jun 1

Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed)

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justkevswill @justkevswill.bsky.social · May 31

Tournament ready

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · May 7

Methinks it’s true…. Kevon is the greatest…

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · May 6

Sooooo sweet

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Apr 10

When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :)

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Apr 2

a man in a white shirt is dancing on a disco floor

ALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing on a disco floor

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Apr 2

Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Mar 28

When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Mar 27

Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Mar 15

Tim-pilled @goldsabertooth.bsky.social

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E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · Mar 11

I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person

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