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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3h

I think we would have had a bigger hurrah if Charles had declared we would have an elected President (who can't have been a candidate to be a councillor/MP/MEP)

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3h

I get the impression that disabled people being burnt alive wouldn't bother him.

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 4h

That's what happen when the literal only 2 Reform people with experience of government is Jenkyns and Dorries. Literally Baldrick and his turnip could do a better job

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 4h

Any chance you two can present Channel 4s next general election nights show.

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 4h

The cheer from the audience says it all

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 5h

Remember when Johnson moved into the number 10 flat and said it looked like a crack den. F knows what the next President will describe the White House as

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a suit and tie with the number 4 on the bottom right

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a suit and tie with the number 4 on the bottom right

media.tenor.com

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 1d

Why couldn't this have been done months ago

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 1d

Possibly as some of the BBC higher ups are friends and fellow associates of Goodwin. And Fiona can't cope with 2 activists and a Left wing (I know, but to Ms Bruce even Major is a rabid commie)

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 1d

How many months has it taken him to find that out. I'm autistic and I've known that since Reform was set up as a company

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 1d

All MPs should just have one passport- the UK one. If they don't like that, they are free to resign. That is the only issue Farage will resign over - he is an attention seeking, misogynistic, homophobic, racist liar. He can't accept white men gang r*** children

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 1d

If he's not main story and the newsreader is not with black tie or back dress - I think we are safe

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

So no one checks whose ordering potassium cyanide... as presume its not an off the shelf thing you find at a DIY shop. And not being a panicky Pete- but how many other nerdy guys are there currently

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

You mean he's actually in the Commons today to present his 10 minute rule bill...

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

Wasn't she part of the Sunak government which raised taxes..

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

Oh.

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

Or which politicians say anything...

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

Is that similar to the Clacton branch - where they have to use the cardboard Farage, as he never appears there

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 2d

What did God do when Farage found him?

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

Wasn't Dorries actually a cabinet minister - so why wasn't she given this important task? That is a genuine question- not being sarcastic or having a go at her

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

Good taste in men. And I agree with your statement. his bf is a lucky man

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

Then all her fanboys will reverse ferret and call for a by election (I'm in a neighbouring constituency)

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

And yet Mrs Sweary...

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

Prue Leith needs dropping from bake off for next series -

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Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

It looks truly horrid

Thomas Myerscough @trmyerscough.bsky.social · 3d

It's their only policy home office wise.

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