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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Aug 26

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The Unforgivable Sin of Ms Rachel

YouTube video by Lindsay Ellis

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Self-help guru charging a fee for their course? What a scam!”
-People with $1000s of student debt

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Aug 6

John Wick loved his dog wayy more than his wife. If he put half as much effort into killing cancer he’d win a Nobel prize. 🎥🎬#johnwick

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jul 22

Bi is the plural form of bus change my mind.

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 15

- *Cuts funding to healthcare system*
- *Healthcare system stops working*
- “The healthcare system doesn’t work!”
- *Cuts more funding to healthcare system*

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 12

Nor I 😔

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 12

It’s called being a dog.

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 12

I can get behind swag but pizzazz is just crossing a line! 😤

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 10

If waiting for the democratic process means allowing people to be killed, abducted, and abused, do not wait for the democratic process.

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 8

I have a counter conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn’t faking his blindness, he’s faking his helplessness, to conform to seeing people’s bias about blind people.

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 8

Turns out no one actually understands droid, she’s all “Vader is Luke’s father,” and 3p0 is like “what do you mean my head’s on backwards??”

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 8

R2 remembered everything and that’s why he’s mad bleep-blooping nonstop like “why is no one listening to me?!?”

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · Jun 6

Devotion is resisting the urge to play co op games so you can experience them fresh with your hypothetical future partner who plays videogames. 🎮

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 31

Clouds are nice.

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 31

You know I can’t resist medieval memes.

Dr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · May 31

how it sounds arguing with die hard capitalists.

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 30

a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open

Alt: Andy surprise parks and rec gif

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 30

Is property inherently theft!?!?

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 30

“I believe it to be an invariable rule that tyrants of genius are succeeded by scoundrels.”

- Albert Einstein

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

My neighbours and I made ourselves and you’re welcome to play with us, since I can’t play anymore 🥲. We’re the Basement Potential household on the gallery.

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

I love critical role!

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

Only in that I’m very particular and uptight about sex. It gets very confusing.

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

Power move

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Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

Who wants to do a true crime podcast with me where we go out and commit actual crimes and then talk about them?

Tristan Murphy @tristanmurphy.bsky.social · May 29

That was you!?!? 🤕