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scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · Apr 5

a less haphazardly thrown together commission sheet, this time with a link to my strawpage!!
my commissions are open because i'm disabled and can't healthily or safely hold a typical job, and i'd really like to help my husband and i have spare money.

tricklesnitz.straw.page

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 13h

acts like she hates kissies from father but actually loves it

my hand gently holding my dilute tortie's chin to kiss the top of her head

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 1d

rp is so fun. im getting back into it after. over a decade of not doing it and i'd genuinely forgotten how much i enjoy it

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 1d

whenever you want!!

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cozy milly 🥀 @mischiefmilly.bsky.social · 2d

life's too short #millysillies

Biblo Baggins "after all, why shouldn't i keep it" meme except it says:

After all, why not?

Why shouldn't I make despicably horny shit which appeals to me?

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 1d

ive named loads of guys (neutral) for my qpp. show me (or tell me) abt yours and ill name them too try me /silly

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 2d

oct 14 2016, i moved in with my ex who turned out to be abusive.
they yelled at me, belittled me, infantilized me, withheld food, blamed me for everything, used me like a live-in maid, and more.

what a difference (basically) a decade can make.
alex loves me with everything he has and it shows.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 3d

GET HIS ASS ‼️‼️‼️

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 3d

mourn me like you're in love with me (lots of wailing and sobbing)

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 3d

oh yeah he's massive. just a big ol boy.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 4d

i am being crushed to death

the back end of my black cat against my chin. his foot is on my throat.

my black cat on my chest, looking at the camera.

the same picture as before but from above

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 4d

okay but even if i dont know who the non-pirate guys are i'm still looking at both sets bc theyre perty

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 4d

(lrp) i haven't... actually drawn many of my fetishes or kinks. i... should. draw more of em.

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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · Aug 24

Foto meme de um tipo de efeito dominó em que as peças ficam gradativamente maiores, um homem esta prestes a derrubar a peça menor onde o texto diz em inglês "learning to draw" (aprendendo a desenhar) e na peça maior no final da fileira o texto diz "everybody knowing what your fetishes are" (todo mundo descobrindo quais seus fetiches são).

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 5d

it was so weird dude like. now? in the whole big year od 2025?

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Momo - Illustrator & Comic Artist @momosweetpeach.bsky.social · 6d

Smug #coralaw #コラロ

A cartoony illustration of Cora-san giving Law a bunch of smooches, leaving lipstick stains all over Law's face and hat. Law lets out a chuckle and has a very smug, satisfied expression in regard to said smooches.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 5d

did not bother to find out
they also had h/p listed as one of the fandoms they were looking for people to "be [r-slur]s with" about

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 5d

if it's not clear by this or the "he/we" label on my account: im a system.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 5d

man. just blocked someone who followed me bc their bio said "[a bunch of other DNI usuals] and systems go fuck yourself"

guess what bitch.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 6d

she's 10 or 12 pounds so that would be heavenly for me too ngl

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 6d

for the ultimate pressure stim: get a cat who likes to lay on your chest

overhead shot of a dilute tortie laying on my chest. my face is mostly out of frame.

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 6d

ill take onigiri off your paws pp

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Momo - Illustrator & Comic Artist @momosweetpeach.bsky.social · 6d

(This is a joke. React accordingly)

Young Trafalgar Law posing for a photo with his father, mother, and little sister, Lami. Everyone is smiling and happy. Above reads, "Law's family."

The same illustration as before, but Law's family have all been turned into Cora-san, leaving Law with a confused and disturbed expression. The text above now reads, "Law's family according to the fandom."

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 7d

i also need to feeding me so. we can be snack buddies

scary teddie 💜 open ur wallet (commissions open) @tricklesnitz.bsky.social · 7d

feedign you feeding you feeding you feeding you

a black and white kitten is drinking from a bottle .

Alt: a black and white kitten is drinking from a bottle .

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jaka the jackass @chambonaizer.bsky.social · 7d

hombre lagartija