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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 12h

When we had the Comedy Network in Canada it was A LOT of SCTV re-runs, along with Just For Laughs festival tapings.

But that's how I was exposed to so much Second City comedy.

a man in a plaid jacket holds a glass of whiskey

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 17h

This is the oldest known photo of me on the internet.

Me and my friend being young, stupid nerds. Now we're just old, stupid nerds and I haven't seen them years sadly.

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 17h

Based Airport Policy

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 17h

Back in my day we only had SEVEN digits to remember!! :P

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Jeanine 💙 @madammaleficent.bsky.social · 1d

A Native woman giving the middle finger and it reads This Monday, don't forget:
Fuck Christopher Columbus.

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 1d

There's also the "Punch Travis Policy" if all else fails. :P

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 1d

I have two creeds with Broken CRT, 1) I will never subject anyone to anything I am not willing to do myself, or haven't done myself before. And 2) Just because I've done it before, doesn't mean it's correct and I shouldn't try to make their experience better or find a more efficient solution.

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 2d

A just had a parody idea in my head for Let It Go, but it's themed to Jared Leto. :P

"Leto? No! Leto? No!"

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 3d

Fire truck arriving to a truck on fire, huh?

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 3d

Our new over the range microwave has a tiny 2" full colour LCD screen and my immediate first thought when it powered on was "I wonder if this could run Doom" :P

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 4d

Johnny 5 would like to have a (snarky) word with you. :P

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 4d

As incompentent as he is, this feels heavily on brand.

He imagined witnessing a fake drug overdose on his way to the campaign debates.

I'm sure him imagining that he's a prime target for the chopping block is unlikely since anyone else in the BC Cons would be eaten alive politically as leader. :P

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Bonus Stage @bonusstagevan.bsky.social · 4d

Granville Rec Room tomorrow night! Come on and make some noise, and dance like EVERYBODY is watching. Cuz they will be. You’re a star now, kid. You shrug and the world collapses. So get up there and show us the musical demons you harbour inside of you! Starting at 8pm. #bonusstagevan #yvr #karaoke

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 4d

Uncorked mayonnaise implies the existence of corked mayonnaise, which implies if it doesn't come from the Mayon Neighs region of France it's just sparkling emulsion.

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 5d

It's sad/funny you say this as I just made this meme today in regards to a similar topic...

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 5d

Dear god, has it really been 4 years?

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 5d

(To the tune of that banger intro for the animated Jim Henson's Dog City)

Dogs Sitting. :P

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 5d

Like Homestuck, I basically refuse to understand or comprehend Skibidi Toilet.

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 6d

When I worked for the old Buy-Low in White Rock, we could set our own prices based upon our costs, but had to adhere to flyer prices.

One time a flyer price was higher than our regular price, so the sale tag read "You save -$0.50!"

Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 6d

Donald Quixote :/

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 7d

Rock Band's not dead! It happens every month on the last Friday* at The Rec Room Brentwood in Burnaby, BC presented by @bonusstagevan.bsky.social and featuring my ungodly huge song catalogue which is now over 1600 songs!! :P

*(assuming doesn't conflict with holidays or special events)

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Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 7d

Did you go see Dr. Tracksuit about treatment? :P

Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 8d

Old Smart TV (with usable features/integrations) > Dumb TV > New Smart TV that thinks its smarter than me, but is actually dumber than a Dumb TV (Oh, like that isn't seemingly relfective of our current state of affairs...)

Travis Duncan Stewart @travisdstewart.bsky.social · 8d

And there it is, another of the many reasons I swore off LG. :P

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