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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️

@transnursing.com

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🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺 big heart hidden behind big boobs.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 9h

That would have been awful to show up and they tell me I’m a week early.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 12h

Just realized that my colonoscopy is next week. At least I hadn’t started the bowel prep.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 16h

Let’s not get it twisted though: I *am* drug-seeking. I don’t use recreational drugs, aside from alcohol, but I’m not turning down anything that a doctor offers me.

I’m here to party.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 17h

Wonder how the staff will react to their patient arriving in a propofol t-shirt?

Will that get me labeled as “drug-seeking?”

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 18h

But vodka isn’t. What a strange world we live in.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 18h

Sadly I’ll be seeing those again later today.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 18h

Clear liquids only, starting at 0600. So I’m having some shin ramyun.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 1d

F in the chat for my butthole.

Sodium Sulfate, Potassium Sulfate, and Magnesium Sulfate bowel prep.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 1d

My neurosurgeon crush has a jacket with #MDaware embroidered under the collar… as if I wasn’t already smitten with her.

Perhaps she’s a @mdaware.org fan? Will continue to monitor.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 1d

I have the bladder control of someone who actually gave birth to her children.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 4d

I gotta have a colonoscopy this week and I got that trans woman anxiety thing going on.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 7d

I have a message and the message would be a typically balanced, nuanced, and objective "fuck off."

(Me 15 times a shift)

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 8d

“There are things worse than death and we do all of them here.” —me, at least twice a week at work.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 8d

POV: you just mass transfused two coolers worth of product into an esophageal varicices patient.

A person holds an open can of miller light in their right hand.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 8d

I keep them real short — by not writing them at all.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 8d

Laughs in cerner.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 9d

To sound more professional. lol.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 9d

One of the dayshift nurses here uses ChatGPT to write nursing notes.

First of all, I hardly ever write nursing notes, but also… wtf 😳

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 10d

This worked pretty well on my back molar.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 11d

Someone knows… what suture works best in a pinch for dental floss? Asking for a friend.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 13d

I ate more than the recommended number of flintstones vitamins and now I’m trans.

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14d

Two snaps would have prevented this but alas…

Thankfully the jacket I was wearing gave good butt coverage so no one knew I peed my pants.

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 14d

I was trying to be efficient (read: lazy) of my time by not unsnapping my body suit and just sliding it to the side to pee.

And ended up driving home with a wet butt. 😢

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20d

Tell me why the HBO app on Roku cannot remember where I left off in a series?

Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️ @transnursing.com · 20d

Imagine hating me and I’m just standing in my globally aphasic and dysarthric patient’s room telling him he has catheter and he can just pee.

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