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transalchemist.bsky.social
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@transalchemist.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ he/him • 32 • no minors •🪦🕊️ 🔆 Al's older brother 🏒 hockey nut 🥊 glove dropper 🚩 mentally ill
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · Mar 8
the only reason i'm disabled is because god needed a handicap for when it comes time to face me
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 15h
man do i feel under the weather
transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 2d
it's alright al, really. just a mood. the med's'll kick in and stabilize me in no time
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 2d
i wish i could disappear, just for a little. just be entirely, completely alone. not for long, just enough for me to feel it
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 2d
i'm so overwhelmed but i'm not sure what's overwhelming me????
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 2d
"get your fat ass off the jiggy"
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 3d
as long as you do the dishes idc
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 3d
it pissed me off
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 3d
guh i'm coming down with a cold i think
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 4d
i can tell i'm unmedicated — i'm fucking infuriated for no reason
a man with a bandage on his head is laying in the grass
ALT: a man with a bandage on his head is laying in the grass
media.tenor.com
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 4d
man i'm having a low day
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 6d
they ain't
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 6d
it's fine if you are, dummy.
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 6d
mmmmmm little brother's in a mood
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 8d
not my little brother trying to gaslight me into thinking he already brushed his teeth when he's already gaslit himself into thinking he did it 😂😂 boy-o i was standing right fuckin there the whole time
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 8d
what is your beef with that commercial
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 9d
i am unapologetic
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 9d
al told me to make sure he doesn't eat cereal, so i told him i wouldn't either cause i was thinking about it, and he goes "thanks, that's really kind of you" and i was like yeah :) it was actually yw :)
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 9d
bro al almost put my airpod in his mouth thinking it was a snack and i was ready to jump on him like i do with my dog when he eats shit he's not supposed to "AH AH DROP IT— D R O P I T"
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 12d
2:30 am resees puffs
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 13d
@enbyalchemist.bsky.social imma get you both banned for harassment
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 13d
shut the fuck UP
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Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 13d
melonpan is supreme
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 18d
sometimes @enbyalchemist.bsky.social exhibits psychopath behavior by putting his toothpaste on before wetting the brush
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 18d
it's okay to chill for a bit, ed. you mopped the kitchen/living room, the bathroom, and al's room, you swept up a bit in your own room. you socialized. you went to the store. you've eaten. you're good man.
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transalchemist.bsky.social
Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 22d
al starts work today sigh