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Town Guard
@townguard.bsky.social
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I guard the town. Yes, yes, I know. You're the chosen hero of the ancient prophecy, but thou art going to be searched like any other wayfarer.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 4h
Thou mayest join it, but as I understand thou may never take leave of it.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 8h
The fey carnival will be in town this week. Remember, no deals or debts. Insist on paying for your tickets, and keep an eye on thy children and siblings.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 8h
Spake true?
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 22h
"Common tongue" implies rare tongue.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 1d
Ah! I see. Thou art building constitution against such spirit. A challenging undertaking.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 1d
Alack, I be trapped in the traffic of the street. The Duke's entourage be upon the main road, and they hath shut down every route and alley that leads to it, for his safety.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 1d
Thou drinketh poison???
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 2d
"The Wallflower"? "The Feed Bag"? "Moth and Lantern"?
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 2d
Every once and a while, I dream of opening a small hostelry. I can roast a goose mighty well, and my cooking always was good enough for mine fellow watchmen.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 3d
Paladin, I believe, is the proper term.

She'll give me a healin' hand, worry not. Though I should set this ankle before she undertakes such magics.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 4d
We've not a cleric on our muster
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 5d
Off mine shift a little early due to owlbear bites. Quartermaster recommend I take a "long rest" to mend the wounds, as we're low on potions of health.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 5d
Owlbears :(
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 5d
Got chewed out. :(

By an owlbear, not the king.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 5d
Be it the elves who added letters unto arithmetic?
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 6d
Aye. We've heard tell of them. A novel thing, it is. But no alchemist in town had want to make the powder they so require.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
I remember the first words the Missus said to me:

"Greetings, fair guard."
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
On the watch, we always train new musters with the crossbow first. If they stay on more than a year, we begin training with a proper bow.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
All the time. Too many of the youth art quick to sell their soul to a patron for a few measly blasts of arcane energy.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
I find myself not unlike a gambler. The key be not checking every bag, but learning to read the way a traveler carries their eyes.

Slight annoyance or apprehension be a green flag. Too relax or too unwilling to make eye-contact art red flags.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
Ah! Nay. I've not had of it. Though I must try it on my next travel.
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
The sign of the shop itself. Some adventurers devised an elaborate plan to lure a merchant from another town to their trap.

They didn't even need to steal the sign, they could hath just asked!
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
Waffles, then pancake. I am unfamiliar with 'french' toast, be it some regional dish?
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 7d
Nightshift tonight, ask of me anything
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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 8d
Probably why disease runs rampant with some groups of adventurers.
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