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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 9h

Same.

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻🚫👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 9h

USHA: "Go sleep on the couch!"

JD: "Yes!"

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 9h

Next thing gonna happen.? He’s going to melt down Lady Liberty for cash.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 9h

Not giving out my personal info, are you kidding me? It’s not safe.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 9h

It’s not good for me to freewheel on Bluesky. I say & see pissy things. Seems like I’m reliving my teens in my mid 60s. I’m feral & might bite. #Saturday #Ihateeverything #lol

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 9h

Bah humbug

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 10h

If we stay the same on published rates today for ACA, our rate goes up post-subsidy by 33%. Deciding if we can get my husband’s surgery pushed through before the end of the year. Pulling from savings to cover expenses now.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 10h

Viagra heaven has landed

Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 10h

Usha needs to grow a pair. She doesn’t fit the bleached-blonde, lip filled, fake boob MAGA mold. She’s out. She could tell us about the #Epstein files & bury Mr. Eyeliner while she’s at it. #Usha

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 12h

Except they have given in to the MAGA machine

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

Judging by the looks of that thing, he’s gonna run into walls. Maybe he’ll trip and fall and land with his head in a shitty toilet bowl. I’d pay for that video.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

And he still hasn’t paid her one penny.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

I think Melania secretly divorced him and that’s why he’s building a ballroom where she used to pretend to work.

Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

I wish I was F@cking Sleeping by Me.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

Congress Karen

Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 21h

TVrant: Cancelled Hulu/Disney because of obvious reasons plus they raised rates 4 times in a year for Disney. Now, YouTube TV has disappeared #ESPN #ABC #Disney because of $$$. We cannot use antenna TV. FUCK YOU #Congress who are allowing these monopolies to destroy TV. #Youtube #Football Ruined

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 1d

The good thing about Halloween at my age is that I don’t need a costume to be scary. I already look like a zombie. #Halloween #Ihateholidays

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 1d

He’s absolutely gleeful. He should wear a Cruella Deville outfit for today. He could satisfy his cross-dressing desire and wear a realistic costume.

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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 1d

This morning in court, we'll continue making our case for why the president’s federalization and deployment of National Guard in Oregon is unlawful & unnecessary.

Listen in: 1-571-353-2301 (toll-free 1-833-990-9400)
Meeting ID: 373876354#
If dropped from the conference, please rejoin.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 1d

You know she’s banging him. Taking it for the team.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 1d

We have government folks like Rubio, Noem and Hegseth moving onto military bases. National Guard response force is training. Restarting nuclear testing. Are we worried, yet? #democracy #resist #project2025 #Military #News

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 2d

TIL that the average US household has 1.3 million in income. Don’t feel rich? That’s because a mean average includes the top 1% who have the most income. This is why the US dumped tea in the harbor. All the money is in the royal court of greed & corporate welfare.

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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 2d

The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own.

Pathetic.

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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 2d

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 2d

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Trump voters decided to starve refugees.

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