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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 1h

But I thought every teenager went through a black bloc phase

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 15h

We call it the ‘gglog

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 21h

It’s going to be a crater

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 21h

Let’s give it trillions of dollars

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning Calgary. It’s flat here, hopefully I brought the right tools for this job.

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 2d

I have stolen
the jewels
that were in
the louvre

and which
they were probably
saving
for display

Forgive me
they were sparkling
so shiny
and so cold

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 3d

'brown liquid' is the 'false statement' of bodily functions

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 3d

had an axolotl reporting from the scene

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 3d

who's that weirdo in the one piece shirt over there across the street

The fun thing with protests in small towns is you can usually spot yourself here and there

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 4d

A new player enters the fray

I wish we had anything like a thoroughly modern kitchen or lab space to set this freeze dryer up in. Maybe the living room will do

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 4d

Good morning, no kings.

Sunrise peeps in under the clouds from east of the cascades, as seen from above Vashon island. Seattle, Seatac, Mt Rainier and Tacoma presiding, with some low lying mist.

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 4d

This data center can stay

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 4d

The Church of Christ, Socialist

Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 5d

Blue Öysters coming back for a second round

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 6d

Plum forgot that we inoculated the garden edging with shiitake a few years ago, and they’ve suddenly come home to roost

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Spookpetard @toothpetard.bsky.social · 7d

Proud of my dad, typical (horrible) silent generation politics until called out on his utterances. Completely revised his philosophy. Growing, flourishing; 83.