Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt
@tommytimp.bsky.social
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A guy with a musical-comedy motor
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1h
"Fuck off, bitch."
--Helen Reddy
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1h
Trump, McConnell, Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Gingrich, Miller, Bannon, Santos, Homan, Bovino, Bush, Gonzalez, Don Jr., Eric, Vance,Kushner, Johnson, Boehner, Starr, Addington, Yoo, Cruz, Cornyn, Cotton, Abbott, Paxton, Huckabee, Musk, Vought, DeSantis, Patel, Bongino, Lee, Thune, Helms, Thurmo
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 2h
He sounds...I don't...
maybe...
very, uh...
concerned?
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 2h
Sounds like a dude who can't get over his breakup with George Santos
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 2h
Can she get a volunteer (no staff right now, right?) to make her a decent sign?
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 6h
Agreed.
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 23h
Fuck that, TedCruz JohnMcCain their fuckin' asses
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
I hope you put 'that' to work before you fed it (pronouns ew); nobody gets a handout any more.
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
TY for clarifying
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
Erdogan still sucks
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
She's obviously full of shit, but at least listening to Rogan doesn't make me want to gouge out the eyes of everyone I know with a melon baller
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
"Hey, OLLLLBERRMAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN"
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
What a fucking dollar general-ass motherfucker he is. A walk of fame for presidents.
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
To be fair, both arms on his body were completely operational at the time.
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
When did the bottom drop out of the "tiny sailor hats on mascots" market
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
"And these DVDs are crazy. Aren't they? And the smoothies?"
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
Now any time a cabinet official says something stupid, there'll be three guys in the Oval Office designated to faint behind them to change course
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
I guess he thought Rogan was going to pivot immediately to creatine shakes or some other shit, rather than actually follow up
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
There's a Yale-trained actor in that thing, right?
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
No
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
No
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
No
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 1d
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Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 2d
That's not a meltdown. That wasn't even a tantrum. Stop hyperbolizing everything. Fuck's sake.
Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt @tommytimp.bsky.social · 2d
And is stupid and old, so maybe he meant "ass."