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Todd Lunch

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Father was a harsh man.Tough disciplinarian. Once, he caught me smoking cigarettes. As punishment he locked me in a cupboard, & wouldn't let me out until I'd eaten the entire contents of Knowsley Safari Park. Including the gift shop. He never told me why.

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Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 34m

2nd half sucked most of the joy out of it, and we may not have taken anything if we weren't essentially playing against a FIFA team when the controller's left unattended. Trying to see it out almost proved costly. Again.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 49m

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Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 7h

I also despise decent people saying 'fake news' when referring to bullshit, because the term is synonymous with the actual truth when uttered by shitheads.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 7h

Not with valuables though. Local teen rapscallions would soon make him fork it over.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 7h

Jaka did have a good game, except for one hosbijol* pass.

*Sorry. Had to.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 8h

Agreed. Wasn't particularly a criticism (above normal). He does his best bless him, and was indeed better than usual.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 8h

I very much doubt any other teams let him play like that. Or the others.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 9h

He's always been an affable and eloquent chap.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 9h

Yet another warning that sitting back and trying to see it out isn't good for us. Decent in large parts, but if West Ham were any poorer they'd be in a Dickens novel. #LUFC

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Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 10h

Fans of #totp repeats might enjoy this! Associated with my new book, #IntoTheGroove, the story of 80s pop history, OUT NOW.

Justin Lewis @whenisbirths.bsky.social · 18d

This is a 300-track chronologically arranged (1980-1989) extended playlist for my new book, #IntoTheGroove, still not even half the stuff that’s featured within, but it gives you an idea. Enjoy! www.tunemymusic.com/share/kQHEUO...

Into the Groove: Extended 300-Track Playlist Compiled by Justin Lewis

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Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 10h

Always sensible to back the opposition. You don't want to win, and slight consolation if you do.

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Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 10h

You may have noticed how nuch I hate strikers not sliding in to block/tackle a keeper trying to clear it, so was delighted to see DCL attempt it. Favourite moment of the half. Think there was a couple of goals as well. #LUFC

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 11h

Didn't Peter, Paul, and Mary sing about that?

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 11h

Pressing the self-destruct button like a woodpecker playing Track and Field.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 11h

We never give up trying to. Admirable in a way.

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Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 11h

Lovely.

Todd Lunch @toddlunch.bsky.social · 11h

Does he really? Ha.