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Tobi Lehman

Tobi Lehman

@tobilehman.com

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Math dork, computer programmer, dad. Armchair philosopher of time https://tobilehman.com

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Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Nov 6

This is bullshit. I'm starting a tetrahedra cult now

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Nov 1

Which design pattern should the software controlling a Time Machine use?

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Oct 31

Nope, this it? www.slowboring.com/p/the-techno...

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Oct 31

I wish I was schizo enough to make a better manifesto

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Oct 23

Earth is a neglected alien jira ticket. I wish Douglas Adams were alive to make a funny story about this

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jul 23

(Holding a boom box up blasting Grimes' music while standing in the rain)

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jul 14

I've been in SF. What happened while I was gone?

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the 's' in "spavel" stands for spooky @spavel.bsky.social · Jul 2

When you have a job offer remember that "negotiate" is a portmanteau of

"neg" - Lower their self-esteem to make them more likely to agree to your offer

"goat" - you are the GOAT, act accordingly

"I ate" - you're not hungry you could barely have another bite - is their offer worth it?

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Jessica Seekins 🖖💫 @jessicaseekins.bsky.social · Jul 1

Elon Musk came into Twitter headquarters with a kitchen sink, his plan was to sink Twitter.

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jun 16

you vs ur pfp

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jun 13

Optimal show length

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jun 4

He's got bodyguards for that https://fortune.com/2023/03/07/elon-musk-bodyguards-twitter-office-restroom/amp/

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jun 4

Say more

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · Jun 4

Also known as JAQing off https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=JAQing%20off

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Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 27

I just wrote Fourier's Finches, a primer on digital audio

https://tobilehman.com/posts/fouriers-finches/

Fourier's Finches: A Primer on Digital Audio

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 24

Banning freedom of movement to signal how much you live freedom

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · May 20

I swear you guys

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 20

Air Force One

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 20

Superqueue

Like substack, but better

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 20

It's over

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 15

Everyone, welcome my brother @capraroyale.bsky.social to Bluesky 🦋

🐐👑

He's an OG GOAT and a King. A gentleperson and a scholar

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 13

some might say... insane

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 12

https://i.imgflip.com/7lj37q.jpg

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 12

Canada will unironically legalize this

Tobi Lehman @tobilehman.com · May 12

It's called "Six Feet Sidways" man, and like, your just dead instantly. The shop is full of bodies, it's nuts man you should try it