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Jizzle
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Oct 15
I figured I would start out by bragging about my cat...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · 16d
Charlie Kirk was an ass...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Oct 7
Alison Lohman voted for Trump. She can rot...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Oct 2
I started putting dumb stickers on my tobacco tins like some kinda dork.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Sep 27
NutriGrain boxes don't say Keep It Real under the flap anymore and this is bullshit.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jul 6
Sam Rockwell just told me the wildest goddamn story... 💮💮💮
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 20
My job is beach.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 20
HAM on the Gram
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 19
Watching the first "Jimmy Pesto" episode of #BobsBurgers and something occurred to me... 🍔🍔🍔
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 7
The RZA is a genius.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 7
Bluesky Exclusive!!
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I fucking hate that the best way to keep my glasses from falling off my goddamn face is by using electrical tape like some kinda motherfucking 80s Nerd Stereotype.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Jun 7
Lucy Liu is so fucking underrated, it's goddamn criminal. 🪭🪭🪭
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · May 24
I just want a little credit for helping coin the term Barbenheimer II: Dunesday...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · May 22
Fucking Threads is broken...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · May 11
Post karaoke cocktail hour
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · May 10
Tom Robbins weekend
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 30
😆😆😆 boogie woogie woogie...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
This is why I love you, homie.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
Okay. I will give you that. I am absolutely laughing my ass off over how absurd this is...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
I just want you to know i am absolutely giggling to myself about this because it's so damn absurd...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
Dude, have you watched Star Trek? I don't mean that to be a dick, but the United Federation of Planets has no qualms about giving away free healthcare to people despite whether or not they are a member...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
Hard disagree. Quark is an unapologetic capitalist but would never fuck around with public health.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
Nobody cares about Fleetwood Mac anymore and that depresses me...
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 19
Threads blocking the Trans flag is pretty fucking lame if you ask me.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 16
This movie shoulda been sued out of existence. Alec Baldwin is more responsible for this than his legal team would have you believe and only got his case dropped on a fucking technicality.
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Jizzle @tobaccoandbooks.bsky.social · Mar 16
"C'mon Ronnie! I just wanna show the Internet what a cutie pie you are, will you please cooperate!?
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