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Tina Gerow

@tinagerow.bsky.social

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I write paranormal romances as Tina Gerow and erotic romances of various genres as Cassie Ryan. I also teach Instrumental music private lessons. In my off hours, I spoil my five cats and flock of chickens, as well as my husband and adult son.

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Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 2d

#QuestionOfTheWeek Would you live in the woods with no internet if you had the chance?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 5d

#WantonWriterThoughts An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 9d

#QuestionOfTheWeek What is your personal mission statement?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 12d

#WantonWriterThoughts A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you; you’re out of your skull!”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 16d

#QuestionOfTheWeek Is humanity going in the right or wrong direction?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 16d

#WantonWriterThoughts A skeleton walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a beer and a mop.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 19d

#WantonWriterThoughts The last man on earth walks into a bar, and says “Drink, I’d like another bartender.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 21d

#WantonWriterThoughts Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you,” replies the bartender. “You’re Bard!”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 23d

#WantonWriterThoughts What if money didn't exist?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 23d

#WantonWriterThoughts Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 26d

#WantonWriterThoughts A taco walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve tacos here!” The taco replies, “That’s okay, I just came in for a margarita.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · 28d

#WantonWriterThoughts A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 22

#QuestionOfTheWeek What should humanity's goal be?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 22

#WantonWriterThoughts A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 19

It’s thundering and rainy here in Phoenix today. Love it!!

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 19

#WantonWriterThoughts A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 17

#WantonWriterThoughts A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve him because he was underage. Insulted, the calf says, “FINE, I’ll drink in some udder place.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 15

#QuestionOfTheWeek What quality do you value most in a friend?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 15

#WantonWriterThoughts A dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 12

#WantonWriterThoughts A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 10

#WantonWriterThoughts A penguin walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he’d seen his brother. The bartender replied, “I’m not sure, what does he look like?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 8

#QuestionOfTheWeek If aliens took over and all humans were put into zoos, what would you want in your zoo enclosure?

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 8

#WantonWriterThoughts An egg and a piece of toast walk into a bar together. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 5

#WantonWriterThoughts A chicken and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”

Tina Gerow @tinagerow.bsky.social · Sep 3

#WantonWriterThougts Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? They lactose.