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Timmmmmmmm

Timmmmmmmm

@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social

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Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · Nov 30

Now when I’m in need of a good day, I can just watch this and it makes me smile. You, come on by and take a gander. The best thing for the day.

Jon Wurster @jonwurster.bsky.social · Nov 20

It lives here now!
#turnitup

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 6h

If only there were actual scientists still on the payroll to tell them why it’s kind of a bad idea

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 10h

Wait, so is the communist thing a problem or the no experience?

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 12h

If we choose to believe the theory that we never landed on the moon, I also believe the space time theory where dogs age slower in space, and that this dog is still around and very pissed.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 16h

It’s poop.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 17h

Oh wait so we’re just glossing over the consistent gerrymandering

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 17h

Eating twelve of something can be fun. I just woke up this morning wondering why my tongue was blue.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 17h

I made this sandwich the other day with Brie and hot smoked salmon from my backyard and roasted broccoli and Calabrian chili garlic spread and it was the best sandwich and I’m gonna eat them until the salmon is gone.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Webster’s dad?

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

The comic nobody wants to read. The Adventures of Mom and Wife Guy

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

You know that phrase Happy Wife, Happy Life? He got it tattooed when he was in Air Force. Not the brightest bulb.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh folks are mad. Big mad.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody likes that team. It’s fine if you don’t watch.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

You mean the guy who looks like Mr. Dune from Ally McBeal?

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

I only have the energy to watch one half of soccer tonight.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Look at those Bears.

Now wait 17 seconds.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Scone trade!

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Where, next to Baron Von Westphalen from Southland Tales?

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Oh right. I know how you need more Jughead content in your life.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

It’s fun. I keep thinking it have Steve from Stranger Things in it, Americas Boyfriend, but I don’t think it does.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 1d

Did you watch Lisa Frankenstein? It’s warm bodies but everyone listens to Chappell Roan.

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2d

I’m a huge sports fan. I’m going to fall asleep watching Man U/Nottingham Forest

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2d

I’m picking the Argonauts because Bob Ichette’s dad played for the brewers for a year

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2d

Blake Snell was babysat by senator Noviselic

Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a person 's chest with the words `` look what you did , you little jerk '' .

ALT: a close up of a person 's chest with the words `` look what you did , you little jerk '' .

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Timmmmmmmm @timmmmmmmm.bsky.social · 2d

Soup bellies!