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the new 🪷 pope
@timbercarini.bsky.social
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · Aug 21
Imagine making fun of Goose and at the same time loving some John Mayer solo shows. Wild.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
I wasn’t allowed to watch The Lost Boys in 1987, but I sure as heck was allowed to see The Monster Squad
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Sure sure… but have you ever seen:
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Plot twist… there is no heaven
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 21h
Even better that Richards took out that guy D’agostino on a tackle off ball a few plays later lol
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 22h
Came here to skeet this exact note 10/10
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 22h
Like a thousand
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 22h
Just a couple small beers 🍻
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 22h
I have played this venue
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 23h
PUT YOUR CUPS BACK IN THE STOCKROOM OR I WILL THROW THEM AWAY
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
I worked at a popular clothing store as a teen in the late 90’s and overnight floor set was the dumbest thing ever. Like, why did we have to change the mannequins and jeans under the cloak of darkness? wtf?
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Co-sign
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Leo in Once Upon a Time and One Battle is just… almost a level right below Daniel Day Lewis. So close.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Temu Travis scores for the Washington Werewolves. Nice catch.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Will do. Did you see “One Battle After Another?” Best movie I have seen since Parasite 🦠
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Pourquoi?
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Werewolves was the best option
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
“Has Josh Allen forgot how to play football? More at 11”
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
This is MY america
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d
The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Ouch, dude. Sounds painful! 😣 hope you’re ok and on the mend 🌶️
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Well played, bud
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
If you see a sunset, post a sunset

Van’s Beach, Michigan
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
If she was hosting as Jackie Jormp-Jomp it would be spectacular
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 1d
Sally, what’s tough about this is the normalization of non-fact based opinion reporting as journalism. We need to be steering back towards honesty, truth, and the facts. Did you not see Clooney on Broadway? I know you did 👀
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Sally Jenkins @sallyjenx.bsky.social · 3d
Ratio me. Please. It's a badge of honor. If you don't like a link, go follow some chicken-heart who needs the approval of the thought-police. Caitlin Flanagan of @theatlantic.com is a tremendous writer and this piece is an excellent read. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 2d
Well, it’s been a drought since Spring.
A little rain does not end a drought. It’s about rainfall over a long time period. Are you a bot? 🤖
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the new 🪷 pope @timbercarini.bsky.social · 2d
“Set 2: The Unraveling”
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