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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · Aug 10

👀Face The Nation

“Attacks on ICE agents are up 1,000%” Tony Gonzales (TX-R)

Bullsh*t

HOW do we know there is any increase (of any %) when their “data” is not presented with a “baseline” of assaults?

ICE began 2003
ICE is safer than Policing
If ICE assaults are☝️
What qualifies as “assault”?
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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t think Trump can climb a fire escape but, maybe?

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 19h

Oh she’s a Libra! ♎️

That makes sense

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 19h

He’s from MN

We also have a convict running for Governor of MN

He lied about his age to an 18 year old girl, asked her on a date, then raped

After prison, he stalked his 👆victim and received an additional 20 years probation

Thomas Sevenstad for Governor

evenstadforgovernor.com/about-me

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, there’s a GOP healthcare plan

*spoiler alert, we won’t like it*

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, there’s a GOP healthcare plan

*spoiler alert, we won’t like it*

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d

Wacka wacka

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d

Which one? ☝️

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 1d

Erection alarm !!!!! lol

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 2d

ICE/Border Patrol/Random Federal Agencies Spotted this Morning (Sun, Oct 12) in NE MPLS at St. Anthony and Central by the golf course.

A man was detained and released but, they are in the area looking for someone.

Stay Safe 🎬 Film Everything

#ICE #Minneapolis #MN #BlueState #Trump #Noem #MN

a u/moonshine0987 • 34m
ICE Spotted
Hi I'm not sure what to do but I just recorded an ICE interaction in Minneapolis at the intersection of St. Anthony Pkwy and Central Ave, on the corner just south of the Columbia golf course parking lot.
Two unmarked white Chevy Tahoes (I think) with South Dakota plates, each driven by a US Border Patrol agent, and one unmarked gold Chevy Tahoe with a MN plate driven by a US Federal agent who had a ball cap and gaiter mask up over his nose.
I saw them stop the driver (Latino man in his 20s or early 30s) and we drove back and I got out and recorded the interaction for about ten minutes. One thing they did was compare something on their phone to the driver, like comparing his face to a photo. They eventually let the driver leave.
So FYI for everyone and also is there

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 2d

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 2d

Right on!

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Awwwww thank you!!!

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

Actually, that’s a valid point

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

Make her pass the citizenship test at least

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

ICE is operating as the enemy within

For the love of God and Country

Send Trump and his war criminals to The Hague

Let’s wrap this shit up before the Holidays

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

What’s your scientific opinion?

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

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Comedian Tiffany Norton ✨👄✨ @tiffanynorton.bsky.social · 3d

Or behind blowing sheets on
an outdoor clothesline

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