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Tiernan Douieb
@tiernandouieb.bsky.social
6.7K followers 1.2K following 2.2K posts
Writer. Comedian. Tired. Rep’d for writing things by @kitsonpresskids.bsky.social and for v/o things by Foxy Tongue Voices
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 5h
Yep. That’s total idea pinching right there.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 8h
On this week’s @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Radio Nonsense podcast the brilliant Bella Humphries joins me to talk about sneezing and Michael Jackson, whoever that is.

Get your kids to listen at: pod.fo/e/33d837

Available all places podcasts live.
Clockwise from Top L: Bella Humphries, a tiny MJ, Radio Nonsense logo, a pantomime horse Radio Nonsense logo. Text: What is your favourite Michael Jackson song? With Bella Humphries Professional sneezer Bella Humphries joins Tiernan this week to answer questions about Jack's son, Michael.  WE NEED YOUR QUESTIONS, JOKES AND NONSENSE TOO. SEND THEM IN TO: podcast@comedyclub4kids.co.uk GROWN UPS: IF YOU CAN BUY US A COFFEE PLEASE DO SO HERE: https://ko-fi.com/comedyclub4kids Website: www.comedyclub4kids.co.uk Bluesky: comedyclub4kids.bsky.social Facebook: facebook.com/ComedyClub4Kids Hosted by Tiernan Douieb. Music by Paddy Gervers. Design by John Beck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 16h
Every time I’ve been to any Scandinavian country I feel like they know English better than I do.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 17h
It’s unlucky to discuss Macbeth. Maybe that’s what the government want?
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 17h
Nonsense that people coming to the UK need to have an A-Level standard of English. Proper British values are not learning the language at all & just pointing & shouting at stuff you want till you get it.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 17h
Mine too! But it wasn’t happy about it
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 18h
Ooof. That’s a kicker. RIP that man and that voice. One of the few people left on my list of hoping to see them live one day. So sad.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 21h
D’Angelo, Grammy-winning neo-soul pioneer, dies aged 51
D’Angelo, Grammy-winning neo-soul pioneer, dies aged 51
Singer known for tracks such as Brown Sugar and Untitled (How Does It Feel) died at home from pancreatic cancer D’Angelo, the Grammy-winning R&B singer who helped pioneer the sound of neo-soul, has died. He was 51. The singer, born Michael Eugene Archer, died on Tuesday morning at his home in New York after privately suffering from pancreatic cancer, his family confirmed to Variety. Continue reading...
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 18h
I enjoyed it a lot. I (and by I, I mean my bladder) still wishes it was 20 mins shorter
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 1d
Still looking for someone, haven't found a single person so far (that I can contact). I have a 46-episode script that I need translated. This would be a paid job!
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12d
Completely unrelated to my 2am doomposting but does anyone know an English to Japanese translator, ideally with experience in screenplays?
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 2d
Enjoy! I know it’s on Apple Music but not sure if it’s in all the places. It’s perfect stuff.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 2d
I also sometimes just like to shout ‘Sei punktlich’ like he does.
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 2d
I was listening to the Live In The Studio - Mediasound Studios, New York 1976 recording and it’s such a beautiful hour of him to get lost in. All his chat is mesmerising inbetween such perfect studio versions of lots of the nighthawks stuff.
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 3d
From: Fair, then Partly Piggy (1988), dir. Toshio Hirata, Oh! Production
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 3d
It was excellently done, very top booming funny voice work indeed 👏👏👏👏
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 5d
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 3d
I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
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Jamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 3d
We did it! Thanks so much to everyone who came to the Union Chapel gig today (and watched at home!). We premiered our cartoon, got Bunny + Monkey on stage to draw each other, and thanks to audience suggestions we drew a comic about bums + toilet bushes.I also got to hang with Max, who dressed as me!
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 3d
Dammit! I knew there’d be someone I knew there. Sorry to have missed you!
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 3d
We had a great time! Thanks so much (and also really appreciate the confirmation of how to spell ‘diahorreahratresraarrggh’)
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 4d
Hello. @thisisdouch.bsky.social is crowdfunding for the sequel to his excellently funny kids book. If you like supporting good, funny children's books actually getting made or have mini ones who like brilliant picture books, please give him a hand if you can: www.kickstarter.com/projects/thi...
CHEESE: Lights! Crackers! Action! A Funny Children's Book
The BRIEquel to CHEESE! a funny picture book aimed at kids aged 3-6
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 4d
Imagine being this lame
The Telegraph saying that an activist dancing dressed as a frog is a terrorist (in coward quotes), and for some reason they’ve added that the person is non-binary
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 4d
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 4d
Waiting to see Jamie Smart at the Union Chapel. Pic of the stage with the projector screen of the event Lovely signed Bunny vs Monkey poster from the event
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 4d
It’s true! Afterwards I did the longest wee of my life. It was like a streamlined Niagra Falls
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Tiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 4d
Taking the kid to see @jamiesmart.bsky.social at the Union Chapel and the queue to get in is longer than any other shows I’ve seen here. Take that [long redacted list of bands and comedians that aren’t cool enough to make comics]
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