Church of Thumpback
@thumpback.bsky.social
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We, the people, are fully devoted to are Lord and Savior Thumpback from Skylanders Giants (parody account)
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Thumpback says “Trump‘s attempt to become a dictator will be forever known in history as a dictatorship that failed solely because everyone involved is a fucking dipshit”
Thumpback says “I need more pussy”
Thumpback says “guys peak is near”
Thumpback says “Jennifer Holland could beat me half to death in a drunken rage and I would thank her for it”
Thumpback says “wakka wakka”
Thumpback says “ohh yes my penis is big”
Thumpback says “I’m quite fond of pac man”
Thumpback says “I think I’m gay”
Thumpback says “peacemaker more like peak maker”
Thumpback says “it’s perfect”
Thumpback says “dementia”
Thumpback says “where am I? How did I get here?”
Thumpback says “Windows is not capable of running omega correctly. He’s clearly using Linux”
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To this day, I’m still getting stared at
Thumpback says “the Super Mario galaxy games are being sold for $40 each. What is this fucking bullshit?“
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He is such a silly little guy
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Thumpback says “if the new fire emblem is $80 I ain’t buying that shit”
Thumpback says “shit”
Thumpback says “I like cheese”
Thumpback says “I will bet my anchor that none of these will happen”
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