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Jork Torrance, Caretaker

@threeohj.bsky.social

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The official Bluesky account of threeohj. he/him I am here for all things Sci Fi, Horror and Fantasy. I love all things nerdy.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jan 27

Games I’ve finished in 2025, a thread (stolen from @weasel598.bsky.social):

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 2d

I'm sorry but if you work in a morgue, you should know what a body looks like "when the heart gives out" versus "clearly had the shit kicked out of it by a demon" I don't care how strong the family pastime of guilting your kid is. #theoffering #abyzou

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 3d

Tátra, amistróbin, hazárta. Tantír, manov, mansízon hazánzobar. Sumunda ropsa, darhis haikur dunsderódza. Kanda, kanda, kanda

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 5d

How fucking white do you have to be to come up with "the chowder society" as a name for your group?

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 6d

In an alternate universe there was a cartoon in the 60’s called Grigi and the Rasputeens.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 10d

No more Blumhouse

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 10d

Are Witches and Black Peter real in 2015's The VVitch? Yes. Are they the real villains of the movie? No. The real villains are Jonas and Mercy.

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 10d

Haven’t drawn him in a long time but this is my OC Jork the Orc. He was born of World of Warcraft in 2004 and has wound up popping up in basically every story I’ve conceived since then. #orctober #orktober

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 10d

Did he do it or did “Ares” do it? He’s full of shit

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 12d

#spotify #isgarbage

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · 12d

Craig T Nelson is trash but Poltergeist deserved better than Poltergeist 2 and 3. #poltergeist

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Sep 16

It turns out bigots were the real snowflakes all along... except unlike actual snowflakes they all look the same

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Sep 3

So i says to Edith, i says, “Edith, somethings different about you, something ain’t right. Did you get your hair cut?” And she says to me, “Baba Baba dook dook DOOK”

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Aug 27

I wish I could have met Kevin Conroy :(

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Aug 19

It's weird that @sonypicturestv.bsky.social has basically failed with all their #spiderman cinematic properties with the exception of #venom and #thespiderverse. Yet they ended Venom at 3 films and keep trying with other characters. The people have spoken: they want Venom and #MilesMorales.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jul 16

The Mayor is easily the weakest part of Resident Alien. The whole thing with the resort is fucking terrible and there is no logical reason for him to push so hard for it.

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jul 14

Marketing that has aged SUPER well, "Genesis does what nintendon't"

Still accurate, just probably not the way they would have prefered.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 27

You can’t spell “ignorant” without IGN

IGN @ign.com · Jun 25

Ironheart's solo outing proves a cynical addition to the MCU as science and magic collide in Chicago.

Our review: bit.ly/3T9AUzN

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 24

There should be a category at TV and Movie award ceremonies where they can celebrate times when old age makeup was successful in looking realistic not like ass. I love Picard, but this was the first example that popped in the gif search bar and it is indeed, ass.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 17

Sad reflections on traveling back in time:
1. it isn’t real
2. It IS real but the best possible timeline still had hitler
3. It IS real but when you change the past it becomes a new timeline/reality and therefore you can’t experience the result of the change you created when you return.

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Elysia Brenner @elysiacb.bsky.social · Jun 2

Horror fans: #SaveWoT and we'll likely get an episode featuring a Purge town that resets every morning. It's metal.

(112k signatures and counting!)

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Save The Wheel of Time – #SaveWOT Campaign

Join fans from around the world working to find a new home for The Wheel of Time. Help us show Sony and streamers the story deserves to continue. #SaveWOT

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 2

How can you tell animals are better than people?

When a bear craps in the wood, no one cares. Except Charmin. Because those guys are fucked up.

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 2

Absolutely. I know it was his choice to leave… but it really felt like he was just getting started.

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · Jun 1

Some people played dumb games so we all get to win dumb prizes. Yay.

Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · May 31

O’Hare is possibly one of the WORST villains in all literature. Not because he’s so evil… but because he’s just SUCH a poorly conceived (and all around shitty) character.

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Jork Torrance, Caretaker @threeohj.bsky.social · May 23

Excellent, another opportunity for me to ignore it. These movies are not the ones Cameron should be making, not that he’s hurting for my money. I want more Alita.