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Tomb Ghouldiner

Tomb Ghouldiner

@thogar.bsky.social

570 followers 520 following 2.7K posts

Reality is overrated. Scifi, science, silliness, & sandwiches. User #356,149. I've been here a while, I don't do much.

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Nunsense & Shenunigans @annaleehq.bsky.social · 18h

PSA

These are malicious accounts

Please BLOCK them

David Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 18h

More here:

Six likely bogus “No Kings” accounts hawking merch with the exact same copy in their posts.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 18h

I only do it to try and outlive people I hate. The famous Clarence Darrow quote, "I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction" applies here.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19h

The difference is a throw pillow is welcome in my home.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 19h

One of my favorite scenes in any film ever!

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

This is what I get for hiring a raccoon to install gutters on my house. Didn't sleep a wink, trash everywhere.

0/5-stars

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

I fucking hated jobs that wouldn't allow jeans for no good reason. If you're not customer-facing in a field where dressing up is expected there's no reason to forbid jeans. And if you want me to wear specific clothes, buy them for me you underpaying, over-expecting assholes!

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

Life? I become life?!

*cue self-loathing*

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

Who should be in charge of the Louvre robbery case? (Right answers only)

(He eventually gets there in entertaining ways)

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

Coming soon: Your devices give you the cold shoulder over an argument you had with your smart toilet.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

Between that and Google Home proving it actually can get stupider during the Gemini migration I've gone back to using my physical remote for many things.

I'm also more than a little entertained by the fact that I'm angry my house doesn't listen to me any more.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 20h

Seems more relevant now than when it was created. #NoMoreKings

No More Kings - Schoolhouse Rock Boston Tea Party

YouTube video by Schoolhouse Rock

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 2d

It kinda does

Social media post that says, "Every time I've gone to the pharmacy for a prescription it feels like it's the first day for everyone who works there and also for the concept of a pharmacy."

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 2d

#RelationshipHacks

Social media post that says,

My Wife and are sitting on the couch
watching TV and hear a text, realizing
left my phone in the kitchen, I get up,
go to the kitchen to check it... and it's
a text from my wife:

"Please bring the chips on your
way back"

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Christopher Broker @christopherbroker.bsky.social · 4d

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 4d

The joys of nature

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 4d

Raise your hand if, every time she loses something, your wife immediately asks, "Where did YOU put it?" I didn't even know we had nipple balm.

a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

ALT: a group of women are sitting on stairs with the word meangirls on the bottom right

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Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 5d

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 7d

This guy and his amazing wife for making sure the meatballs were perfect (and spicy). That's truly the Lord's work.

mamma mia that 's a spicy meatball written on a black and white background

ALT: mamma mia that 's a spicy meatball written on a black and white background

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Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 7d

Reminds me of this sign in style and era. Taken in 2021 in Lafayette, LA, this sign has been there, unchanged, since 1957 and is still standing.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 10d

Posting shit like this is how you lose followers

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 13d

Holy shit, that's incredibly detailed.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 13d

Remember, with this POTUS the TU is silent

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 13d

Ding, ding, motherfuckers

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 13d

This was my breakfast, spicy chicken cracklin. I'm such a health nut.

Tomb Ghouldiner @thogar.bsky.social · 15d

Wouldn't you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?