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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · 27d

Absolutely no flirting with me ooc.

I am very happily taken.

Please and thank you.

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Tamara @tamarathecopier.bsky.social · Sep 13

Slimey

Finished commission for @ashestoamber.bsky.social

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 12

"You wanna scare some Elsen's on Halloween?"

⬩ THE FOLLOWER @will-o-the-wispy.bsky.social · Sep 12

"Halloween, hmm.."

[ She's thinking. Poking the plastic waters with the ends of her wisp. ]

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

slimey

The name was predictable lol

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

"HOW ABOUT NAH BITCH!"

He slides into an item. Perfect a bomb. He holds it for a good few seconds before tossing it at Shadow.

"NOW TAKE THIS!"

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · Sep 11

Flickering of his ear, getting more and more frequent and intense. God fucking damn it.

" MOVE, BRAT!! "

The honking hadn't annoyed him until now. Everything pilling on and on, he was at his tipping point.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

Oh, he absolutely was not letting that happen. He purposely starts putting himself in front of Shadow so he wouldn't be able to pass. Honking hjs train horn too for good measure

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

Oh, he absolutely was not letting that happen. He purposely starts putting himself in front of Shadow so he wouldn't be able to pass. Honking hjs train horn too for good measure

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

(‍ S-H ) ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ☁︎︎ ᴤᴏʟᴜᴍɴ ʜᴇᴅɢᴇʜᴏɢ @tragicstripes.bsky.social · Sep 11

16th.
16TH?!??!!

HOW THE HELL IS HE 16TH??!

HE CAN'T LET THAT SLIDE. HE CAN'T LOSE LIKE THIS.
FUCK NO.

PEDLE TO THE METAL, GO GO GO!!

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

"AH FUCK YOU!"

He swerves to try and avoid it but failed, causing him to spin out. He corrects his steering, laying on the horn in anger.

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 11

“FINAL LAP ALREADY?!”
She needs to catch up to Shorty!
No more nonsense from Mr. Trainhorn.
Tron drifts into an item box.

Oh she got the triple rocket punch.
Tron slowly turns to look at Third with a devious grin.
The first glove has been launched at Third.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

"HAH! YOU'D WISH HE WAS COOKIES!"

Smirks and puts his hand on the horn. Again.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 11

“What do you mean ‘The Batter’?!
Oh no, the scary train horned baker is about to start throwing cookies.”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

"THE BATTER"

And he was not going to elaborate

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 11

“OH YEAH? What do you use wise guy?”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

"OH FUCK OFF! AT LEAST I DON'T NEED TO RELY ON MACHINES TO FIGHT FOR ME!"

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 11

“You know for something that sounds like a train, it sure doesn’t move as fast as one!
Maybe you should change it to a bicycle horn!
I think that’s more accurate!”

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 11

He lays on the train horn in response and holds up a middle finger

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 11

Tron goes gremlin mode and blows a raspberry at Third.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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⬩ THE MERCHANT @masked-merchant.bsky.social · Sep 11

"Now selling earplugs for only 30 credits. I'm feeling generous today."

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

"HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

And he lays on that damn horn more

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 10

“I’M GOING TO DISMANTLE THAT DANG HORN!!!”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

"What the fuck. Did he call her kitten, did she call herself kitten? You know what. Fuck ya'll"

He lays on the horn to try and scare everyone

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

"Because I love scaring people!"

And another long blare of the train horn.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · Sep 10

That scared the hell out of her.
“WHY DO YOU HAVE A TRAIN HORN?!”

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

And he honks at everyone. . . Why the fuck does a Ford F150 have a train horn? But he immediately puts it into gear and was off.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐀 @racingking.bsky.social · Sep 10

“ Everybody super sonic racing ..

3.. 2.. 1..

GO ..!!!!!! “

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 10

He's downing an energy drink, praying he won't fall asleep behind the wheel like an idiot. He hadn't been able to properly sleep. He prepares himself for the race, making sure his truck had the 90's rock blaring

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 9

Bro being in his Ford F150 zoned out as he drove. Loud rock music playing from the speakers.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 9

He has zoned out while driving. Just existing. In true Third fashion. He just had some puppet strings press down on the gas pedal.

#𝐂𝐖𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐗

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Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 4

He looks at The Batter. His calm look hid the disgust he felt.

"Third."

He crossed his arms. He didn't like this.

The Batter. @runwithfaith.bsky.social · Sep 3

@thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social

[ Another puppeteer. Though, this time, they take a physical incarnation.

Curious.

The Batter speaks first. ]

. . . . Who are you?

Third @thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social · Sep 1

He sighed, looking at the sky before nodding, adjusting his sleeves.

"Indeed. . . Especially after seeing what happened in the Purified Zone 2. . ."

𝐂𝐨𝐛 - 𝐁é𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭 @boon-of-death.bsky.social · Sep 1

@thirdpuppeteer.bsky.social

"...You are a puppeteer who turned against the mad purifier, are you not?"

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𝐂𝐨𝐛 - 𝐁é𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭 @boon-of-death.bsky.social · Sep 1

𝕊𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕔 𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟.

ℂ𝕠𝕓.

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Steve @prettyelsensteve.bsky.social · Aug 29

He's hiding on the roof. Making sure the Secretaries couldn't get to him. Terrified. He hoped somebody would come. Come and help him. Get rid of the Secretaries.

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Mr. Enoch @thebigmanhimself.bsky.social · Aug 29

"THIS WORLD IS SCULPTURED BY GODS INCLUDING ME!"

Mr. Enoch has come to rule.

a screenshot of a video game with a character named the batter on the screen

ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a character named the batter on the screen

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