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The Weatherboard Nine
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Gruntled discombobulator, disabused of some notions; uncontience of the nation.
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Well, it sounds insane when you say it like that...
There are two wolves inside me; they both smell terrible...
Spectacular incompetence; staggering lack of judgement... 🙄
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the year is 2030. the white house remains half demolished because president trump refused to pay construction workers and musk gutted government spending. two thieves sneak into the white house using a truck mounted ladder and steal the constitution
I was more of a X man, but anything Rilen is good. Worked with Steve Lucas a bit in the 90s on his solo stuff. That guy could write a song...
As opposed to Midnight Oil, Iggy Pop and Keith Richards? 🤔😜🤘
If you reboot Jeff Bezos, he'll just turn into the next Meca Hitler...
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“Sure, it was disappointing to lose the 'Duke of York' title, but it turns out in one of the former colonies, America, I can finally be King!" chaser.com.au/world/epstei...
For crimes against facial hair alone...
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
And it does, comparatively to any family with a now typical million dollar mortgage...
Almost certainly...

...and with great comportment.
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Why do people automatically assume #SussLey can't be stupid and mendacious at the same time. It's a tad sexist... 🙄
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Irony is now tariff free!
BREAKING: The US is rolling back tariffs on “products that cannot be grown, mined, or naturally produced in the United States," per WSJ
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What the banjo-pluckin’, cousin-f***in’, Temu Turd Reich dipshits fail to understand is that those millions of people out marching have lost one or more loved ones to the Poop King’s mishandling of COVID, ICE, gun-violence, disaster preparedness, and will lose more to healthcare cuts. We’re angry.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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Idc, "4 people disguised as construction workers heisted the Napoleon family jewels from the Louvre in 7 minutes by rolling up to the second-storey window on a basket lift" is an objectively hilarious event